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Where is your brain? Oh, that's right... it doesn't exist! I cannot believe you are retarded enough to look up "sex" on Urban Dictionary. You can try to get it, but you will never have it, for your micropenis can and will scare all women in a 70-mile radius. Fuck off and watch Pornhub instead. Your school blocked it? Too bad.
Pornhub will be the closest you'll ever get to scoring with a woman. You will never have sex. You will forever remain a virgin. End of story.
by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
Get the Sex mug.Seriously? You have to be kidding me. What has driven you to look up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary? Are you stupid or retarded? If you want a definition for Biden's penis, then get lost, faggot. I bet $500 you're a 13-year-old boy who enjoys looking stupid shit up on Urban Dictionary. Get off the computer and become an hero instead of doing this pointless shit.
Go do your homework instead of looking up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary. His is small, but it's much bigger than yours.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
Get the Biden's Penis mug.While dressed up as Elmo, you shit and piss in a girl's mouth and vagina and engage in mutual masturbation with her boyfriend before slicing his dick off. Then, you take some of the boy's blood and pour it in the girl's vagina. You must then make your way to the nearest preschool, carrying the severed dick and the naked girl with you. While you're at it, you must ask the youngest child vaguely sexual questions and, when everyone least expects it, you hijack the teacher's computer to play snuff films, strip the girl naked, rub the severed penis in everyone's faces, and violently rape everyone in sight. Make sure you have the whole thing on tape.
After doing the Sesame Street with a girl and some kids, I got out of the preschool and made a run for it, knowing damn well the cops would be onto me.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
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Why the fuck does every McDonald's product have to begin with "Mc?" Are they not able to think of better, more creative names?
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
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Having done the Red Baron, I realized that my penis was far too strong for this weak little girl. Her lips and vagina shot out blood and Diet Coke and she was out cold.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
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by Yopmail User August 24, 2022
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Justin Bieber hello'd a bunch of children at the mall after learning that there is porn of BrainPop.
by Yopmail User August 25, 2022
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