Yobungus1337's definitions

sandy coufax

When the erect penal object of a man is dipped in beach sand and his girlfriend gives him a blowjob, usually while still on the beach. Named after Sandy Koufax the pitcher for the Dodgers in the mid 50's through the mid 60's.

Jeff received an epic sandy coufax from his girlfriend who chipped a tooth in the process from blowing his sandy dick.

by Yobungus1337 August 23, 2010

titfuckassboner

A word (not words) exclaimed when you are in an angry group of people to add your anger into the situation. The expression may also be used to proclaim joy in some situations. Often times the group becomes awkwardly silent or bursts into laughter upon hearing this remark.

(Jeff's teacher assigns assload of homework)
Robbie: Shit!
Brandon: Damnit!
James: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randy: What the hell!?
Todd: AHH! Fuck me!
Jeff: TITFUCKASSBONER!!
Class: ...(silence)

by Yobungus1337 January 12, 2011

Spider monkey

A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.

Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.

by Yobungus1337 December 31, 2010