Keenan

A real one. One who is honest, the ladies says he is FINE. Chocolate skin, long hair. Love to have a good time. Very private yet has the most fun. Very blunt, great chef did I mention everyone LOVE them some Keenan. Understanding and loving. Keeps secrets. Basically an all around close to perfect person you can get. God took extra time with Keenan.

Keenan is that guy!

Everybody loves Keenan

by Yo mamma November 23, 2021

piss test

something that occurs a lot to people at my school...the way to pass it is to drink obscene amounts of water to the point of explosion.

ugh.....16 more bottles of water then im clean!

by yo mamma May 21, 2003

Pippy Longstockings

A fat, plump and obese little girl with long socks.

Pippy Longstockings sounds like Mark Sentock in a way.

by Yo Mamma January 09, 2004

Dry David

A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.

Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.

by YO MAMMA September 25, 2004

fuck bitch

A woman you use purely sexually.

Q: Do you like her?
A: No. She's just one of my fuck bitches.

by yo mamma September 10, 2003

shitzie

Slang for shit.

Eww! i stepped in Shitzie

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.

man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.

by yo mamma May 11, 2003