Air Force Colonel Jack O'Neill. Goes through the Stargate. Shoots lots of stuff and never runs out of sarcastic remarks.
BAAL: "Do you not know the pain you will suffer for this impudence?"
O'NEILL: "I don't know the meaning of the word...Seriously, impudence. What does that mean?"
Former second baseman Mark Lemke of the Atlanta Braves, 1988-1997. On the 1995 World Series Champion team. Also referenced numerous times on HomestarRunner.com
Lemke was a man....uh.....he was a short man!.....err......maybe he was just short......but he was still LEM-KE!!!!!!!!!