Definitions by Yo Guck Fourself

springfeel 

You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it hard. Balls rubbing against your chin... and before i cum, i'm gonna squeeze your nose and you're gonna take it all...

Springfeel: 8 inches, nice and fat think you can handle that?

springfeel by Yo Guck Fourself February 13, 2019

Ancient Chinese Secret 

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!

Ancient Chinese Secret by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019

Gardevoir

A Gen 3 Pokemon that is loved by degenerate pornscum that they consider their "waifu", and they jack off to it 24/7. It has a big amount of pictures on Rule 34 (which is a degenerate site BTW), and it's sad how world has became today. It can be also a male, but most of it's fanbase neglects the canon fact, and they still consider it 100% female like how ignorant they are. Also the fanbase of Gardevoir MOSTLY consists of degenerates. Sad, but true. If you jack off to Rule 34 especially Gardevoir, regret everything you did and get a life.

Degenerate: OMG I LUV GARDEVOIR I WUNNA FUK HER HARD SHES MUH WAIFU!!!
Normal Person: You're really a scum, you know that?

Gardevoir by Yo Guck Fourself January 30, 2019