23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

5783

A Hebrew calendar year, starting on September 26, 2022, and ending with nightfall on September 15, 2023. It falls right in between two embolismic (13-month) years, 5782 and 5784.

- Hey, what year is this again?
- We are currently in the year 5783.
- Thank you

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

nineteen-oh-never

Also: 19-oh-never

Very outdated.

Synonyms: eighteen-ninety-never, nineteen-seventy-never, etc.

Dad: And that’s why you should always look in the last place first.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.

by Yamato Yamamoto November 05, 2023

00:02

Also known as: 12:02 AM

The time of day in between 00:01 and 00:03.

- Hey, do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yeah, it’s 00:02.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021

Kislev

A Hebrew calendar month, following Cheshvan and preceding Tevet. It usually has 30 days, though sometimes only has 29.

I was born in Kislev. (which is not actually true)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

Cheshvan

Also written as: Heshvan, Hesvan

A month of the Hebrew Calendar. It is counted as month 8 and runs from October to November. It contains 29 days, and occasionally 30. It follows Tishri and precedes Kislev.

I’m looking forward to 30 Cheshvan 5783! This date will occur on Thursday, November 24th, 2022. It is a very special date.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

00:00

Also written as: 12:00 AM

The time of day in between 23:59 and 00:01. Midnight.

I go to bed at 00:00 every night.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021