Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

Adar

A Hebrew calendar month, following Shevat and preceding Nisan. In common years, Adar has 29 days. In embolismic years, Adar is counted twice, with Adar I having 30 days and Adar II having 29 days.

I was born in Adar. (Not actually true)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021

22:45

The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.

Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

12:00 UTC

The time at which Greenwich is facing right towards the sun.

UTC = Coordinated Universal Time

At 12:00 UTC, the sun is directly facing Greenwich. It is 1 PM (sometimes 2 PM) in France, 9 PM in Tokyo, and 4 AM (sometimes 5 AM) in California.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

Kislev

A Hebrew calendar month, following Cheshvan and preceding Tevet. It usually has 30 days, though sometimes only has 29.

I was born in Kislev. (which is not actually true)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

Louis Vuittoner

A person who owns or is wearing clothing bought at a Louis Vuitton store.

Louis Vuittoners are always beautiful.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 11, 2023

Made You Look

A song by Meghan Trainor, released in October 2022. Its lyrics go:

I could have my Gucci on!
I could wear my Louis Vuitton!
But even with nothing on, bet I made you look!
(I made you look!)

Friend: Do you know Meghan Trainor’s song “Made You Look”?
Me: The one where she sings about her Gucci and stuff? Yes, I do!

by Yamato Yamamoto July 17, 2023

5782

A Hebrew calendar year, corresponding to 2022. It starts on September 7, 2021, and ends at nightfall on September 25, 2022.

- Hey, when did you post this?
- I posted it in 5782. (which is a lie I actually posted it in 5781)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021