Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Yahoones

Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

Canadian Alzheimers by Yahoones February 3, 2023

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swirly twirly

The process of enlarging the hole of the penis and processing to stick 13 batteries and constantly yelling in a swirly twirly for 6 hours and 8 minutes exactly. After the 8 hours and 6 minutes twist your penis an exact 452 degrees.

Bill gave me a swirly twirly and it ripped off my penis.

swirly twirly by Yahoones February 3, 2023

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zart fart

Zart fart is a term used to tell a person to shit their pants and smear the it in your mouth

Henry told the man to zart fart

zart fart by Yahoones December 19, 2022

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afflacing someone

When you are in an argument and you begin chirping like a bird until they get on all fours and begin shitting out terrible diarrhea all over your face.

Holy cow, yesterday Jim said he was afflacing someone today…

afflacing someone by Yahoones December 17, 2022