YOUR MOM's definitions

koozie

Code word for saying that you fucked a girl today.

Yo, dawg. KOOZIE!!!!

by Your Mom September 21, 2005

bun lover

One Who is Friends with Chris Runyan

Josh E is a bunlover aka a momson

by Your Mom May 22, 2003

ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 14, 2007

groupboard

an online hellhole run by nazis.

Seig Dave!

by your mom July 3, 2003

Home Movies

The greatest show ever.

You need to watch Home Movies so it doesn't get canceled.

by Your mom January 27, 2004

great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, have a friend walk quietly into the room behind you. Then, quickly switch places so your partner thinks it is still your penis in her ass. Then proceed to walk in front of her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was up her ass when i pulled a great escape on her.

by Your Mom May 3, 2005

camaro

quite possibly the white trashiest car know to man kind, discontinued in 2002 because its shit, a car purchased by poor ass rednecks because they can't afford a corvette

nick thinks everyone is staring at him in his camaro thinking hes the hottest thing since elvis, but they're really staring at the mysterious black smoke comming from the piece of shit wanna be sports car

by your mom July 5, 2004