Definitions by YOUR MOM

buttduck

the sound produced by air rushing past an anus resembling the sound of a duck.

everytime I eat beans, I swear there is a buttduck in my jeans.

buttduck by your mom September 3, 2003

assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

assfistin by your mom September 3, 2003

buttbooger 

see buttnugget

buttbooger by your mom September 3, 2003

buttbooger 

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.

he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.

buttbooger by your mom September 3, 2003

snotlocker 

your nose.

he must have lost the combonation to his snotlocker because he is trying to pick it.

snotlocker by your mom September 3, 2003

skidmarks 

encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.

his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.

skidmarks by your mom September 3, 2003

buttlung

an individual who is always talking shit

I wish that buttlung would shut the hell up.

buttlung by your mom September 3, 2003