ass master

a person who is the master of bieng an ass...

kc is being a really big ass master today

by yo mama March 01, 2004

shit the bed

When someone literally takes a dookie in their bed

"Mom, I shit the bed!"

by Yo Mama April 21, 2005

straight edge

i love alchohol,cigarettes,drugs and sex woohoo!!!!

woohhooo why kead a borring life when it could be fun and sexual

by yo mama January 17, 2005

Led Zeppelin

THE BEST BAND EVER!! This awesome late 60's early 70's group consists of Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham. They did a bunch of really famous songs like "Stairway to Heaven", "Gallows Pole" and "Kashmire" , to name just a few. Jimmy Page, the guitarist is the best guitarist ever to exist.. AND I MEAN EVER!

Hippie #1: "Hey dude I got these Led Zep tickets.. For the Song Remains the Same Concert."

Hippie #2: "Right on, dude. I dig it."

by yo mama March 05, 2005

Lemke

Former second baseman Mark Lemke of the Atlanta Braves, 1988-1997. On the 1995 World Series Champion team. Also referenced numerous times on HomestarRunner.com

Lemke was a man....uh.....he was a short man!.....err......maybe he was just short......but he was still LEM-KE!!!!!!!!!

by yo mama July 20, 2003

parama

the last name of a very sexy lady.
to be the hottest one on the block.
to like the playboy bunny but not be a slut.
a very classy hot mother (but not have any childern)

boy: oh damm your a parama!!
girl: thank you!

by Yo Mama April 22, 2005

jizzus

Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.

Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!

by Yo Mama October 18, 2003