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grudge flight

Private airtravel chartered exclusively as a glaring middle-finger payback-display, serving to symbolically right decades of accumulated dysfunctional family wrongs...
No tickets. No reservations. No invitation.

We decided to crash the graduation ceremony anyway.
What we DO have is a private jet carrying a big 'ol grudge flight, fuck you...
by YAWA June 17, 2018
mugGet the grudge flightmug.

Ankle Grabber

An individual that ends up attempting to drown another as a consequence of proximity rather than recognize and grab a lifeline thrown out with the intent to save them.
So, that Krazy bitch just lost her man, lost her keed'z an done lost her mutha fuckin' JOB 'cause she an ankle Grabber!

Ain't NO WAY dat bitch be takin' me down wit' her; NOT UP IN HERE!
by YAWA November 9, 2021
mugGet the Ankle Grabbermug.

in the bottle

Inebriation caused by the intoxicating effects of ethanol ingestion.
Whazza matter with James? He just fell down the fucking stairs.

Oh, no worries. He's just in the bottle again.
Damn! He's shat himself!
by YAWA March 29, 2021
mugGet the in the bottlemug.

SCOTUS endpoint

The very last election fraud claim denial collectively generated by the highest court in the land.
So, how'd we do in our attempt to overturn the 2020 free and fair election? You know, the one that Biden won by millions.
Well, despite our best efforts to undermine democracy, we seem to have reached SCOTUS endpoint.
Oh, then maybe we can get this country back on track and unified for the greater good of all Americans!
What?! HELL TO THE NO! STOP THE STEAL! FOUR MORE YEARS! (can I get a presidential pardon, please?)
by YAWA December 12, 2020
mugGet the SCOTUS endpointmug.

Emanciball

Akin to nipple slip. The unfortunate combination of wearing overly small shorts and strenuous physical activity that results in the spontaneous, often unrecognized liberation of at least one testecle from short crotch confines.
Damn! That was my best long-jump ever. They wouldn't put my picture on-line 'cause of the emanciball hanging down.
by YAWA April 20, 2015
mugGet the Emanciballmug.

COVID-21

The consequence of poor vaccine management and distribution; give the virus enough time and it WILL mutate beyond current inoculation antibody production targets.
Coming soon to a planet near you, COVID-21
by YAWA February 7, 2021
mugGet the COVID-21mug.

Election Night Blues

1-A condition of serious disappointment suffered by roughly half of the American population when 'their presidential candidate' fails to achieve the magic 270 votes required to emerge victorious from the Electoral Collage.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
No matter who prevails the, expect Election Night Blues with one side fomenting and condoning violence and the other calling for unity, cohesion and healing.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
by YAWA November 3, 2020
mugGet the Election Night Bluesmug.

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