Definitions by YAWA
oinkification
The process by which the typical American Shit-Food diet transforms an otherwise genetically normal individual into a hog-like, sad and irredeemable physical disaster.
Yup, another night of Shit-Food, booze and lethargy sustains the oinkification of millions of deluded, complacent citizens.
oinkification by YAWA January 21, 2020
penalty phase
The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.
oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!
penalty phase by YAWA January 5, 2020
liquor legs
The improved ability to ambulate that increases in proportion to alcohol tolerance and performance demand.
Oh, ain't you just a bitch. Stumbling 'round after only a couple a shots...you gots to get mo' practice if'n ya' ever plan on gettin yer liquor legs!
liquor legs by YAWA January 4, 2020
shit-shelf Margarita
The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.
Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!
shit-shelf Margarita by YAWA December 22, 2019
brain snatch'd
With an effect similar to a stroke, a means by which otherwise inexplicable or incoherent thoughts, acts or deeds can be reconciled when personal greed is discovered to be a motivating force.
With all of the evidence and testimony of presidential-orchestrated criminal activity, how could anyone vote AGAINST impeachment? Brain snatch'd shit-bag #1, that's who...
brain snatch'd by YAWA December 7, 2019