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Definitions by YAWA

oinkification 

The process by which the typical American Shit-Food diet transforms an otherwise genetically normal individual into a hog-like, sad and irredeemable physical disaster.
Yup, another night of Shit-Food, booze and lethargy sustains the oinkification of millions of deluded, complacent citizens.
oinkification by YAWA January 21, 2020

penalty phase 

The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.
oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!
penalty phase by YAWA January 5, 2020

liquor legs 

The improved ability to ambulate that increases in proportion to alcohol tolerance and performance demand.
Oh, ain't you just a bitch. Stumbling 'round after only a couple a shots...you gots to get mo' practice if'n ya' ever plan on gettin yer liquor legs!
liquor legs by YAWA January 4, 2020

nap snap 

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.
Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...
nap snap by YAWA December 25, 2019

shit-shelf Margarita 

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.
Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!
shit-shelf Margarita by YAWA December 22, 2019

gremlinize 

The alcohol-induced female facial deformation common to fraternity parties, concerts and other social gatherings.
Holy shit, did you see that bitch? Better cut her off NOW... she's already started to gremlinize!!
gremlinize by YAWA December 14, 2019

brain snatch'd 

With an effect similar to a stroke, a means by which otherwise inexplicable or incoherent thoughts, acts or deeds can be reconciled when personal greed is discovered to be a motivating force.
With all of the evidence and testimony of presidential-orchestrated criminal activity, how could anyone vote AGAINST impeachment? Brain snatch'd shit-bag #1, that's who...
brain snatch'd by YAWA December 7, 2019