it's worth it for...the wall

The perspective of the privileged and out-of-touch, that any sacrifice can be justified in order to satisfy an unrealistic, expensive and ineffective Presidenial campaign promise.

I haven't gotten a paycheck for weeks, can't afford my insulin injections, food for my family, car payment or rent. But it's worth it for...the Wall. Right?

by YAWA January 25, 2019

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

Korn Teen

The completely understandable reason why the south-east has resisted COVID vaccination.

Hey, y'all hear about this viral pandemic?
Yeah, I think it's a Korn Hole virus.
Oh! Must be why they want us to all stay inside and Korn Teen.
Yup, prolly so. But I ain't doin' neither.

by YAWA July 28, 2021

praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

by YAWA July 31, 2020

State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

by YAWA February 15, 2019

Big Thickie

A term of semi-endearment referring to any individual with above-average body mass that severely compromises their otherwise normal physical coordination.

Oh snap! Big Thickie just tripped over his own feet and did a face-plant attempting to get off the bus...anyone get that on video?

by YAWA March 14, 2019

Massive Shuddering-O

The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.

What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!

by YAWA February 04, 2018