Real versus Reality

What you think, believe or desperately wish to be, compared to what actually is.
Wearing a face mask doesn't work, the virus is a hoax, hydroxychloroquine and demon sperm cures COVID 19.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.
by YAWA August 01, 2020
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Party with the Germs

Corona-virus forced, cruise-ship quarantine confinement--leaving only the "scurge" available as a source of entertainment.
Well, I'm stuck on this floating party-boat turned prison-ship for two fuckin' weeks... guess it's time to party with the germs; 'cause everyone else is either dead or dyin'...
by YAWA February 15, 2020
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Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.
That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...
by YAWA September 11, 2016
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easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.
You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
by YAWA April 20, 2021
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Corona Cones

Hard times these days for the drive-around, ice-cream dude.
Damn, did you hear that they arrested the Ice Cream Man...yeah, he was accused of doling out Corona Cones to unsuspecting youth.
by YAWA April 05, 2020
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Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.
So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?
by YAWA August 04, 2019
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Corona Count Down

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.
So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.
by YAWA July 12, 2020
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