Definitions by YAWA

Party with the Germs 

Corona-virus forced, cruise-ship quarantine confinement--leaving only the "scurge" available as a source of entertainment.

Well, I'm stuck on this floating party-boat turned prison-ship for two fuckin' weeks... guess it's time to party with the germs; 'cause everyone else is either dead or dyin'...

Party with the Germs by YAWA February 15, 2020

PLOD TURD MAN 

Anagram for Donald Trump. Just sayin'...

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN

PLOD TURD MAN by YAWA February 13, 2020

Franken-phone 

A functional mobile cellular communications device that is cobbled together from various random, unusable or even un-related components.

Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.

Franken-phone by YAWA February 12, 2020

State of Disunion 

That special time of the year when IMPOTUS presents all of the administration's past lies--in the context of it's future misdeeds--to Congress and the American people.

ready to digest some massive, spun up bullshit?

it's time for the State of Disunion Address ...

State of Disunion by YAWA February 4, 2020

Corona with Lyme 

A magical pathologic partnership.

Damn, what's with the cough dude?
Well, I think it goes well with my rash...
Oh, yeah...gotta get the Corona with Lyme.

Corona with Lyme by YAWA February 4, 2020

shitvalanche 

When the reality of past corrupt deeds inevitably catch up with the offender.

Climate denialism, freak-show narcissism, identification with oppressive dictatorship regimes in deference to internal security official positions, criminal redistribution of congressional allocated funds, inappropriate grabbing of the pussy, etc...there's a shitvalanche on the horiozon

shitvalanche by YAWA February 2, 2020

birthday grouch 

Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...

birthday grouch by YAWA January 31, 2020