Definitions by YAWA
Irreconcilable trumpspective Differences
*see def. trumpspective
The unwillingness, and/or inability, to reconcile profoundly fundamental and essentially divergent truth-claims as to render mutual incompatability.
The unwillingness, and/or inability, to reconcile profoundly fundamental and essentially divergent truth-claims as to render mutual incompatability.
Can you list 5 things that you DO agree on?
Ummm, Nope. But we can add Irreconcilable trumpspective Differences to the 'DO NOT' list.
Ummm, Nope. But we can add Irreconcilable trumpspective Differences to the 'DO NOT' list.
Irreconcilable trumpspective Differences by YAWA May 4, 2020
Mask Stank
A condition of hopeless respiratory Pandemic unpreparedness has required many people, even healthcare workers, to continuously re-use otherwise disposable Personal Protective Equipment. Unfortunately, the INNER surface of protective face masks have a tendency to become heavily soiled by saliva, sputum, food particles, nasal secretions and other decomposing bio-active materials.
Oh, man. I've been wearin' this N95 for two weeks now and I just can't stand it!
Dude, you got the Mask Stank! Just turn it inside out...that's what you do with your underwear. Right?
Dude, you got the Mask Stank! Just turn it inside out...that's what you do with your underwear. Right?
Mask Stank by YAWA May 2, 2020
Trumpspective
The pivotal, divisive point of contention that separates individuals into two distinct categories. One that values economic prowess, nationalism, military superiority and considers our current executive branch management style to be a needed and refreshing, if not entertaining, departure from courteous statesmanship historically common to the office; the other that looks at world leadership as an opportunity to advance meaningful policy, create a sense of national pride and cohesion with every expectation that elected officials should, whenever possible, represent the office with honesty, integrity and respect.
No matter your Trumpspective, it's evident that the ONLY perspective of consequence is HIS. For better or worse, all we can really do is watch the spectacle unfold.
Trumpspective by YAWA May 2, 2020
Quarantine Fatigue
Despite the justifiable, life-saving measures provided by social distancing and shelter-in-place directives there has been a significant cost exacted with compliance; lives have been disrupted, businesses crippled and the log-term psychological impact is vast, if not unmeasurable.
Yo! I've done watched every Netflix Series, rerun and crappy B-movie that exists on Amazon Prime, HBO and Cinemax.
Me too. I'm even tired of playing 'escaped convict and the wardens wife' with the Mrs.
DUDE! You REALLY got the Quarantine Fatigue!
Me too. I'm even tired of playing 'escaped convict and the wardens wife' with the Mrs.
DUDE! You REALLY got the Quarantine Fatigue!
Quarantine Fatigue by YAWA April 27, 2020
Campaign Brief
A world-wide spectacle of real-time insanity. The transformation of a highly respected, presidential briefing into an unprecedented side-show of off-the-rails lunacy, resembling more of a campaign rally than an official government sponsored event.
Ummm...Did he just say that the virus was a hoax, that it is a construct of liberals to undermine his election, that he's got it totally under control, that anti-malaria, sunlight or injected disinfectant is a practical, safe treatment?
Yeah. All that, and more...in the latest Campaign Brief.
Yeah. All that, and more...in the latest Campaign Brief.
Campaign Brief by YAWA April 26, 2020
Old Lives Matter
In a world where economic preservation is value-compared over safeguarding life, some leaders have proposed a 'business as usual' plan that accepts significant mortality in deference to maintaining a healthy economy. Must we sacrifice the pillars of our society to COVID-19?
Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?
Old Lives Matter...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?
Old Lives Matter...
Old Lives Matter by YAWA April 26, 2020
Bleach Bum
It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.
Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...
Bleach Bum by YAWA April 25, 2020