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Praying

The most popular method of preparing for a multiple choice test for people who lack the self discipline to actually study.

Did you study?

Of course not, but I am praying.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020

Election year

A year before a presidential election in which no one can get along, everyone is divided, cancel culture is rampant, and it seems endless until the day after the winner is announced and we go back to being normal for 3 years until the next election year.

I hate election years

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020

School Firewall

The reason I can’t go on urban dictionary in school. Seriously, just use school WiFi if you want to get a feel of how frustrating it is to use the internet in China.

The school firewall is a hated existence. It’s similar to the great Chinese firewall.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Dog Shit

A common unpleasant surprise one can find on their shoe after going on a walk in the park. Also it sticks nicely to your shoe and will enter every crevice of the bottom of your shoe as to make it nearly impossible to completely get rid of, so a tiny bit will be on your shoe permanently.

Sometimes after you return from a walk in the park, you're treated to dog shit on the bottom of your shoe that you have to scrape off bit by bit because nothing else will work.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 18, 2020

Sister-in-law

The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.

Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Trucker Mother Fucker

A truck driver who drives aggressively or stupidly on the road, putting other motorists at major risk. This risk is due to the trucks' extreme size.

The phrase can be used as a substitute for "asshole" when referring to a truck driver who is driving dangerously.

Holy shit, this trucker mother fucker ran a red light and almost hit me

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 24, 2020

South Dakota

It's NOT just a bunch of open fields and Mount Rushmore. There are several cities in the state, it's very mountainous in the West. South Dakota is probably tied with North Dakota for which state best fits the definition of "Great plains state". There are also lots of Indian reservations here too, about 1/3 of the state. Unlike Oklahoma, these tribes weren't forcefully moved here, they are the original people of the Dakotas. But best of all, in South Dakota, you can get a full drivers license at the very young age of 14. So if you're a 14 or 15 year old from New York who likes making fun of South Dakota, you really should be jealous of it.

South Dakota is not just open fields and Mount Rushmore. It's totally worth visiting.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 18, 2021