Definitions by Xina Serene
pickle jar complex
Fred: damn, this door is stuck.
Lisa: let me try.
Fred: no, I got it.
(door slams into his face)
Lisa: should have let me. The pickle jar complex always backfires.
Lisa: let me try.
Fred: no, I got it.
(door slams into his face)
Lisa: should have let me. The pickle jar complex always backfires.
pickle jar complex by Xina Serene March 11, 2012
Tinselebriated
George was having a great time at his friend's Christmas party, and by the end, he was extremely tinselebriated.
Tinselebriated by Xina Serene December 2, 2011
Morning forager
Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.
"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
Morning forager by Xina Serene December 2, 2011
CMS
Check My Status. When someone asks you what you mean, but you've just said it in your FB or other social networking site status.
CMS by Xina Serene September 25, 2011