Xero _ Manifest's definitions
When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.
Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..
by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010
Get the Death by self stupiditymug. A funny fake name to give as an alius. The last name sounds Russian, and all together it sounds like "All of her clothes off." It's essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly bitches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a dick and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.
Ugly Bitch: Hey there cuttie!! I'm Jessica, what's your name? Me: Uhh... High there, I'm uhh... Oliver Klozoff Jessica: Ooh, are you part Russian? Me: Uhhh I guess....
by Xero _ Manifest November 24, 2010
Get the Oliver Klozoffmug. To engage in sexual behavior with a piece of technology. Especially one that isn't naturally made for sexual activities.
Ex.1) Joe just plays warcraft with the Xbox
controller vibration on his nuts. That gadget kink is ill. Ex.2) The 2011 gadget kink Expo booth of
the year: the iPoo.. available in USB or wifi... and for the ladies, the iBone basically a vibrator, but from the apple company which only means that it costs a fuckload of money!!!!!! Get yours today!!!!!!!
controller vibration on his nuts. That gadget kink is ill. Ex.2) The 2011 gadget kink Expo booth of
the year: the iPoo.. available in USB or wifi... and for the ladies, the iBone basically a vibrator, but from the apple company which only means that it costs a fuckload of money!!!!!! Get yours today!!!!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest January 22, 2011
Get the Gadget Kinkmug. A fictional award given out during the fictional awards ceremony known as the E.M.M.Ys. It is awarded to the one person every year who showed the most extreme douchbagary throughout the year.
The Douchebag Of The Year Award for the year 2009 was given to Kanye West for his actions toward Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV VMAs. Not cool Kanye... Not cool.
by Xero _ Manifest January 2, 2011
Get the Douchebag Of The Year Awardmug. I'm not really sure how to describe this... friends are people that you trust with your intermost feelings. The type of people that you know won't betray you by telling your secrets. The kind of people that are always there for you, or at least always available to talk to you over the phone when your sad. Friends could even be just the people that you talk to casually, but not emotionaly. Although these are not "true friends" they are friends just the same... supposedly
Truth is these type of people don't actually exist.. Maybe in a perfect world, but this one is far from it. In this world every single last person is the same, they don't care about anything but themselves. Friends are just temporary tools that they have around to make their pathetiv lives easier. Nobody really cares about your problems, it's all an act. People know that if they act carring, they can control that person to benefit from, nothing more. No matter how much you may "trust " and even "care" about a certain individual, when your use is no longer needed, you'll just be discarded like an empty bottle...
by Xero _ Manifest January 22, 2011
Get the Friendsmug. A contest where a group of guys, all in sweatpants, take a pill of viagra, and watch hours of gay porn. What's the point? The first person to get a boner is the queerest in the group. That's all there is to it really.. First used by Daniel Tosh on his show Tosh.0 where he and his gay pals took the challenge.
by Xero _ Manifest March 24, 2011
Get the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challengemug. A stupid ass superhero from the South Park episode Coon 2: Hindsight. He flies around the world providing hindsight after every catastrophy that happens, but doesn't actually do anything helpful. Instead of helping the fire department save lives, he just started bitching about how it could have been avoided. Not to mention how "useful" he was during the gulf oil spill
Rndm Citizen: Look!! It's Captain Hindsight!!! Captain Hindsight: That building shouldn't have been built there. It prevents fire trucks from getting closer to that other building. My job here is done. Captain Hindsight away!!! Everyone: Thank you Captain Hindsight!!!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 28, 2010
Get the Captain Hindsightmug.