Xero _ Manifest's definitions

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The almighty BRO HOOOF!!!

The brony version of a fist bump used widely across the internet by fans of the hit television series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Xero_Manifest: Can i get an Amen if you think Derpy needs to come back to us??

Fellow Bronies: AMEN!!!!! /)

by Xero _ Manifest February 16, 2013

Sexting Roulette

A game whereby a group of 2 or more bros exchange phones, proceed to scroll through randomly through each respective bros contact list and choose a female to random sext.

Mike and I played sexting roulette last night and I ended up setting his mom...

by Xero _ Manifest August 18, 2012

idk/gaf

Stands for I don't know or give a fuck. Texting acronym used when someone asks you a question you could care less about.

Edgar: Hey do you known what the square root of pi is?

Miguel: Idk/gaf

Edgar: Aww :(

by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2012

Femeninitus

A severe and deadly (to everybody else) condition that only affects females. This condition is highly contagious and when a female has been infected it will only last no more than a week of every month. Symptoms include raging bitch fits, mood swings, a desire to kill anyone near her, and cravings for chocolates and other sweets. WARNING if you see a female who's been infected do not go near her run! Run for your life! These women are highly dangerous and will attempt to kill anyone and everyone

Chris: Whoa dude! Did you see Chrysta today?
Tony: Ya man I think she got infected with femeninitus
Chris: We better get the hell out of here before she tries to kill us

by Xero _ Manifest July 9, 2012

Prophecy 47-B

It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store

Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...

by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012

Ignoranteer

An individual who spends much of their time adamantly sharing thoughts and opinions on subjects they know very little about, often on internet blogs or social networking sites, wikis, or in their general community.Often this process becomes enabled by their audience, as ignoranteers seem to attract others of their own kind, who blindly follow and assert their incorrect and naive rantings with mostly short, misspelled, and often caps-locked exclamations.

If you call it an "ATM machine" instead of an "ATM, unless you get your money from an Automated Teller Machine machine..."

If you still think race is relevant (all your doing is keeping it relevant, the concept is outdated people, it's all about how much money you have now that people will judge you based on, not what skin color you have. C'mon get with the program...)

If you say "for all intensive purposes..."

If you think people from Mexico speak Mexican...

If you post about how addictive and dangerous marijuana is (look it up, zero deaths from substance use, no addictive properties)...

If you rip on anime fans because you think what they are watching are children's cartoons...

If you thought Saddam was behind the 9/11 attacks...

If you think global warming is no big deal...

...you are an ignoranteer.

by Xero _ Manifest November 5, 2011

Mexican Mom Syndrome

Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.

Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.

by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2011