Winona Slyder

What Winona Ryder would be if she was a burger from White Catles.

"Damn, this Slyder's the bomb diggity!"

"Yeah? Is it a Winona Slyder?"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 14, 2009

Suckagawea

A Native American slut.

"That red-skin girl gave me head last night. She did this thing where she tickled my balls with a feather."

"I need to hit that Suckagawea up."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 14, 2009

testcycles

Where you sit on your balls and ride them down the street.

"Hey, ma! I'm gonna ride my testcycles to the store; you want anything?"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

hardXsnore

The new title for the lame-ass music genre "hardcore", 'cause thrash metal's way sweeter.

"You wanna go to the hardXsnore show and do Taebo? Fuck that; I wanna go headbutt people to death at the thrash metal concert."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

cricket

Slur for black person. Reference to black neighborhoods being the only place where you find Cricket phone stores.

"Look at all those damn crickets over there, jumpin' around, chirpin', and playin' basketball."

by XDavid PolicastroX August 30, 2009

hyposuction

Rickyism for "liposuction".

To fat, assistant trailer park supervisor: "Why don't you fuck off? Go get some hyposuction!"

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009