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Definitions by XDavid PolicastroX

Winona Ride 

"I wanna go to the store, y'all wanna Winona Ride with?"

"Word."

Turban Outfitters 

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.
"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

erectoral vote 

1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.
"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."

white shower 

A shower that is superior to all other showers! And don't get me started on those fucking dirty baths.
"When I finished reading "Mein Kampf", I shaved my head, and took a white shower; then put on my boots and red suspenders."

In Flamer 

Douchebags who only like foreign metal bands; mainly Scandinavian metal.
"Ugh, that douchebag listens to At The Gates so much, I'm starting to hate them. He's such an In Flamer."
In Flamer by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Suckagawea 

"That red-skin girl gave me head last night. She did this thing where she tickled my balls with a feather."

"I need to hit that Suckagawea up."

Pocahontas Whore 

A Native American prostitute. Similar to a Suckagawea, but they get paid.
"I couldn't get Suckagawea to give me tipi-peepee suprise, so I picked up a Pocahontas Whore."