Wun Hung Lo's definitions

rusty split

The action of an extremely fat lady that is taking a shit, once done, she is so fat that she can not reach around to wipe her ass. Instead she reaches between her legs and wipes from crack to split. Much of the time this act ends with the women spreading the shit into her vagina causing an infection that smells like shit!

90% of all fat chicks give themselves the rusty split.

by Wun Hung Lo January 8, 2006

rocky cave

A female's vagina that looks nice on the outside and ready for exploring, but once inside the cave a large discovery of genital warts tarnish the adventure.

Cody told me that the bitch he fucked had a really rocky cave.

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.

Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!

by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006

paint job

The color of blood red that is added to a male's penis after having sex with a virgin.

Raul received a paint job after popping some bitches cherry!

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006

ruff rocket

A male's penis that is covered with genital warts.

What lucky bitch will ride the ruff rocket tonight?

by Wun Hung Lo December 28, 2005

backstreet

A term used to describe someone or something that is considered gay or queer. The term has been taken from of course the "Backstreet Boys", who many see as a group of panty waist crybabies that begged for pussy or cock (mainly cock).

Any dude that perfers the taste of a hot creamy cock instead of a nice sweet pussy is without a doubt backstreet!

by Wun Hung Lo January 7, 2006