WorseThanHitler's definitions

You know what band really sucks?

Helmet.

I can’t believe I once thought this band was cool. Today I realized that they actually suck. Why did I like this band? Their music is very boring.

You know what band really sucks?

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

Why are you rigging the votes

Was that you that voted down some of my definitions?

So, why are you doing it?

Why are you rigging the votes

by WorseThanHitler March 13, 2021

Syringes in the Sandbox

There once was a park where the kids used to go
But not anymore 'cause their parents all know
There's junkies and whores and bums drinking beer
And the tragic event that happened last year

Two kids were playing, digging in the sand
One with a shovel and one with his hand
Jabbed by a needle carrying HIV
And now he's infected with the disease

He found syringes in the sandbox
He found syringes in the sandbox

The cops just watch 'cause they're on the take
Maybe the don't know what is at stake
The lives of children, with certainty
Maybe the rest of the community

We're only human, what can you expect?
Just shows the life we're willing to accept
Another drive-by, everyone stares
What it comes down to is nobody cares

He found syringes in the sandbox
He found syringes in the sandbox

by WorseThanHitler March 23, 2021

Sell Out

Well I know you can't work in fast food all your life

But don't sign that paper tonight

She said "But it's too late"
Then, I don't remember what I read
I don't remember what they said
I guess it doesn't matter
Guess it doesn't matter anymore
'Cause you're gonna go to the record store

You're gonna give 'em all your money "

Radio plays what they want you to hear

They tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it
Sell out, with me, oh yea
Sell out, with me tonight

The record company's gonna give me lots of money and

Everything's gonna be alright
No more flipping burgers putting on my silly hat, you know

I don't want that no more
And I didn't ask when we'd get paid
I quit my day job anyway
I guess it doesn't matter
Guess it doesn't matter anymore
'Cause you're gonna go to the record store
You're gonna give 'em all your money

Radio plays what they want you to hear
Tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it
Sell out, with me, oh yea

Sell out with me tonight
The record company's gonna give me lots of money

And everything's gonna be
And I don't think it'll be so bad

And I know it won't be so bad

'Cause the man said "That's the way it is"

And the man said "It don't get better than this"

No, no, no
So I signed on to the record company

They say they're gonna give me lot's of money
If I play what they want you to hear

Tell me it's cool, and I'll sure believe it
Sell out, with me, oh yea

Sell out with me tonight
The record company's gonna give me lots of money

And everything's gonna be alright
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
The record company's gonna make everything alright
"Baby, don't you sign that paper tonight" she said
"But I can't work in fast food all my life

by WorseThanHitler March 24, 2021

Lake Charles, Louisiana

This place is a cesspool, thanks to the people! I have never seen so many smokers in my life. And what do you do with the old cigarette butts and ashes in your car, why you dump them at the next red light, of course. I have lived here for almost 2 years and cannot believe the way locals treat there own city. I saw a post that talked about the "Proud" people of this area. Here's how proud they are of the land. Don't take your used motor oil to the auto store to be disposed of properly, do like my neighbor suggested and pour it along your fence line to kill the weeds.....Nice, very nice. This guy has lived here all his life. Maybe that’s why I won't drink the tap water. Ohh, the tap water, every 5 months there is a build up of a black goo around my toilet water and the faucet head. Looks great when you’re washing your hands and this goo comes off into your hands. I asked my neighbor about it and he said it was normal. One of my favorite things is the drive into work every morning over the I-210 Bridge and getting a whiff of that pungent refinery plant brew that continues to be pumped into the air.

Lake Charles, Louisiana. Mmmmmmmmmm, I love the smell of lung cancer in the morning. It's not one of those smells you associate with nature either. If you like the rain then Seattle ain't got nothing on this place. And if it's not raining then it’s humid and hot. Oh, that’s right I forgot. The weather is decent here from November to March, ooooh you get 5 months of cool weather. Oh did I mention this is a college town? Most people think of college towns being pedestrian friendly city's with all the college kids. Not so my friend, try to ride your bike anywhere and you get to join the flow of traffic as they proceed to honk and throw things at you because you’re in their way. I had one lady tell me most of the people she ever saw on bikes around here are usually homeless. Nice huh! Louisiana is called the "Sportsman’s Paradise" well if you consider fishing and hunting a sport then so be it. That’s all they do around here, shoot things and catch things in the polluted water. That's right I said polluted water. Have you seen the number of refineries around the water ways here? About a year ago one of the cargo ships with a load of oil spilled its contents into the water around the lake area where all those beautiful homes are built. 15,000-18,000 barrels of the good stuff. The EPA and coast guard ordered all recreational use of the water banned until the spill was cleaned up.

by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020

No future

This place (America) is now officially gone

No future.

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

Stupid Kid

There are things that used to make me smile
One of them was you for just a little while
You left me for dead, so far away
I replaced you with fear and shame
You'll be happy on the day I die
There are things that used to make me laugh
But now they're deeply buried in the past
I left them there, so far away
Replaced my humor with my pain
I'll be happy on the day it dies

Remember when I said I love you?
Well, forget it, I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said
There are things that used to make you cry
One of them was me for just a little while
Why is it that you had to say
Goodbye in your special way?
You slashed the tires on my car
Remember when I said I love you?
Well, forget it, I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said
Remember when I said I love you?
Well, forget it, I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said

by WorseThanHitler March 15, 2021