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Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)
My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2021
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Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
by Working Class Hero December 30, 2021
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Deluxe = of special elegance, sumptuousness, or fineness; high or highest in quality, luxury

Sluxe = soiled elegance, formerly sumptuous, deflated, sagged, worn, withered
My breasts used to be so deluxe and now they are Sluxe its pathetic. My nipples touch my navel when I'm sat down
by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
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The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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