Gelatine Globes

Wobbly Jelly Tits

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

by Working Class Hero January 01, 2021

I Love Floppers

When saggy empty tits are you absolute favourites above all other types

I love floppers let me touch them. I know you do now get on your knees you simp bitch and lick my clit

by Working Class Hero January 08, 2021

RADIANT

Rainless Abhorrent Deflated Inadequate Airless Nasty Tits

Babe your tits are so RADIANT

by Working Class Hero April 18, 2021

Little Floppers

The miniature versions of floppers

Still empty, saggy, floppy tits but the handful variety

Same thlop and drop when the bra is removed

Same flap when she skips just on a smaller scale

Awww look at her little floppers, so pathetic

by Working Class Hero January 04, 2021

Agathokakological

When something is both good and bad at the same time. Like a woman with a perfect arse but the most hideous tits

She is agathokakological

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Deflated

My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits

My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button

by Working Class Hero January 08, 2021

Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020