5 definitions by Wordsmif

Jackjob

An act performed on a male when he is getting his dick jacked while simultaneously being sucked.

"She was blowin' me and threw in that handwork, bruh. She gave me a nice jackjob."
"Aw word? She was jacking you off while she was sucking your thang?"
"Helllllll yeah!"

by Wordsmif August 22, 2019

Beertervention

n. A form of Intervention sponsored by those who wish to release a friend from their dependence on shitty, watery beer.

It wasn't until Paul passed over a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in favor of Natty Light that they knew a beertervention was called for.

by Wordsmif December 2, 2009

shineboxing

1. The act of insulting someone via a reference to an embarrassing event in their past. The term was popularized by a scene in "Goodfellas" in which Billy Batts admonishes Tommy DeVito for his subservient childhood job by exclaiming "go home and get your f**kin shinebox."
2. Attacking someone for previous shameful actions, giving the impression said acts are indelible.

Mike opted to avoid attending his high school reunion, knowing they'd remember his loss of bladder control in gym class and be shineboxing him all night.

by Wordsmif August 25, 2010

Swayze Kwon Do

1. Any martial art maneuver clearly derived from gymnastic or dance techniques, often employed by actors with little martial arts training.

2. Choreographed fighting that looks too pretty to be realistic

Though Dalton was vastly outnumbered, he remembered his Swayze Kwon Do and laid them out with a triple salchow.

by Wordsmif September 16, 2009

Berfooda Triangle

1. A sexual position performed by 3 partners, in which two men are inserted into either end of the 3rd partner's digestive tract (i.e. mouth and anus) while performing an extended high-five. In doing so, a triangle is formed from which no food can escape, a reference to the fabled geographic "Bermuda Triangle" once reputed for swallowing whole ocean vessels and airplanes.

When Mike and Ian picked up the tramp at Hometown Buffet, they couldn't wait to get her home and throw a Berfooda Triangle at her.

by Wordsmif August 25, 2010