shemorrhage

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.
Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...
by word jockey July 11, 2013
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My corona

Back in the 80's there was a song called My Sharona. My Corona is a rhyming take off of that song. Along with the You Tube of the song "My Corona"
Hey did you see that song on YouTube song called My Corona Its a riot. It sounds familiar some how though. I have heard my parents my parents humming that tune and I know they don't listen to or watch You tube.
by word jockey April 14, 2020
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black-hacker

a small contraction of "black hat hacker" Computer hackers who write code and or viruses that are malicious in nature and intended to do harm and destroy things.
Crap now I have to think up an even longer more complex password Password 123 just isn't safe any more it seems.
Fricking black-hackers are really making the world a crappy place
by word jockey April 16, 2015
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Tongue and groove

He is a real tongue and groove expert. He was in the office going down on the Project manager at lunch and she was REALLY loving it.

eating at the Y, Eating your honey, eating her out,
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Foodivate

Today I am going to foodivate my son to do his math homework.
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schlang

German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.
Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.
by Word Jockey May 16, 2006
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blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.
my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.
by word jockey July 05, 2019
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