Definitions by Word Johnson

shittastrophe 

A complete and utter shit-fest catastrophe. A bad thing that happens that is really shitty.

First, I got a flat tire, then the guy who pulled over to help me stole my wallet at gunpoint, then drunk driver side-swiped my car, and now I just found out my insurance was canceled because the bank's automatic payment system got hacked any my payment never went out. It was a complete shittastrophe!

shittastrophe by Word Johnson November 13, 2017

vagivus maximus 

Roman terminology for a real jerk

That Joe, he's a pig and an asshole and complete jerk. He's a total vagivus maximus.

vagivus maximus by Word Johnson September 20, 2012

igsnoramus 

A person who causes pain and suffering to their partner by being ignorant of the effects of their horrible snoring that causes their partner to be unable to sleep at night.

Maria: Oh, damn, I'm tired.

Eric: Why's that babe?
Maria: Because you're a loud-ass igsnoramus! Your snoring kept me up all damn night you jerk!

igsnoramus by Word Johnson June 30, 2012

Friendnesia 

Friendnesia is when you don't remember or recognize the person who has sent you a friend request on Facebook.

Jack: "Hey Jill, do you know who Little Boy Blue is?"

Jill: "No, Jack. I don't think I've ever heard of him. Why?"

Jack: "Well, he just sent me a friend request and I don't remember him or recognize him from his picture."

Jill: "Ah, a case of friendnesia, eh? I get that sometimes too."

Friendnesia by Word Johnson November 10, 2011

Fatastasize 

(fu-tass-ta-size); the spreading or growing of fat cells in the body caused by the onset of too much food being eaten; the growing of fat cells in the body after eating too much; the process of food becoming fat cells in your body;

Now that I ate the whole pie, I need to lay down and let it fatastasize in me" or "I ate so much that all I can do now is lay here and fatastasize.

Fatastasize by Word Johnson June 29, 2011