Definitions by Word Jockey

penile decrepitude 

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.

Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.

penile decrepitude by word jockey September 8, 2013

shemorrhage 

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.

Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...

shemorrhage by word jockey August 21, 2013

wordjockey

A person who makes up words either intentionally or unintentionally as they are speaking.

President Bush was quite the wordjockey today in that speech today

wordjockey by word jockey October 12, 2010

schlang

German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.

Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.

schlang by Word Jockey May 23, 2006