Woody Thomas's definitions

last kick at the cat

A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.

This will be the coach's last kick at the cat to win a championship; he's retiring after this year.

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

spend

to come; ejaculate, issue semen

she was so hot I thought I would spend just looking at her

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Twit

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.

Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

Buick

The subject of conversation when talking to Ralph on the big white telephone, usually after having consumed beer, scotch, and wine the same evening.

Joe came out of the bathroom white as a ghost and sweating his ass off. He had been talking to Ralph about a Buick on the big white telephone.

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

bendable bunny

a female that is attractive enough that you would have sex with her

Hey man, that Joanne chick is the only bendable bunny around here

by Woody Thomas December 14, 2008

St. Louisism

A word or phrase unique to the big small town of St. Louis, Missouri. Examples:
Hoosier: white trash

toasted ravioli: small raviolis deep fried till crispy

gooey butter cake: a breakfast cake, about 10 x 10 inches,
filled with a buttery custard and covered in powdered
sugar.

pork steak: a slice of pork butt, about half inch thick,
bone in, slow cooked on a barbeque pit and smothered in
Maull's barbeque sauce

'Where'd ya go to high school?': the first question asked
by one native to another person they are meeting for the
first time who also is a lifelong St. Louisan.

"Hoosier" as a St. Louisism, has nothing to do with Bobby Knight or Indiana.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

fingernail fudge

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.

I washed my hands but there was still a trace of fingernail fudge from when I was with Sherry.

by Woody Thomas September 20, 2008