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vulva

the most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as the pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, constantly misidentified as a "vagina," which is the inside part.
It's amazing how many people are so uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!
by Woody Thomas December 26, 2008
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out of the mouths of babes

a term regarding an innocent but brutally honest comment a child will make after making an observation or being asked a question
The five-year-old said he didn't want to kiss his grandmother because 'her breath smells like throw-up.' Out of the mouths of babes.
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2009
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spend

she was so hot I thought I would spend just looking at her
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
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Buick

The subject of conversation when talking to Ralph on the big white telephone, usually after having consumed beer, scotch, and wine the same evening.
Joe came out of the bathroom white as a ghost and sweating his ass off. He had been talking to Ralph about a Buick on the big white telephone.
by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008
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as the crow flies

the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other
it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies
by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008
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Twit

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.
Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.
by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008
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sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely
Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention
by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008
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