drunk as a thousand Apaches

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

waiter's nightmare

A bad dream experienced by persons who wait tables for a living. The details in the dream may vary, but the one constant of all waiters nightmares is a full station (assigned tables) of unhappy customers (or members if the establishment is a private club). A common WN is arriving late at work and finding your station already full to capacity. Another common one is not being able to get organized, and realizing you have forgotten to turn in an order to the kitchen for a table that has been waiting a long time. Coming out of the kitchen with a tray of entrees and dropping it on the floor is a favorite. One of the more disturbing waiters nightmares is having a large table of people, or maybe even more than one table in the party, and after waiting for what seems like hours for their food to come up, and it's like midnight and all other customers and wait staff are long gone, and you go into the kitchen to check on your food, and all the cooks have cleaned up the kitchen and left, and didn't make your table's food.

Anybody who has worked as a server is familiar with the waiter's nightmare

by Woody Thomas December 11, 2009

prostitution ring

a prostitution business, usually in a large city, where hookers are brought in from other cities to work for a few weeks or maybe months, then they leave town and are replaced by other women, and so on and so on

There is a new Asian prostitution ring in town, with high quality and reasonable prices

by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008

Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom

Infamous movie made by director Pier Paulo Pasolini in the mid 70s. It is about a group of middle aged men who have a bunch of kids captive in a castle-like place somewhere in Italy in the 40s. These men force the kids to eat shit, abuse them sexually and physically, and at the end of the movie, torture and mutilate them. The "white ring" DVD of this movie sells for as much as $900.00 on eBay.

When I saw "Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom" at a theater in 1979, by the end of the movie, only a few people were still in the place. Most could not stomach it, and walked out at some point during the film.

by Woody Thomas May 08, 2006

Nab Jones

An officer of the law, policeman.

Better slow down man, Nab Jones is parked on that side street.

by Woody Thomas July 24, 2008

yang

any substance, usually kind of disgusting and unidentifiable, that gets on something. Often times the yang is dried on whatever it is on, like snot for example.

I got out a glass to drink out of, but it had some kind of yang on it, so I put it in the dishwasher.

by Woody Thomas September 13, 2009

swantz

penis, the male organ, dick

I put my hand between her thighs, and my swantz began to rise

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008