Woody Thomas's definitions
The subject of conversation when talking to Ralph on the big white telephone, usually after having consumed beer, scotch, and wine the same evening.
Joe came out of the bathroom white as a ghost and sweating his ass off. He had been talking to Ralph about a Buick on the big white telephone.
by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008
Get the Buickmug. by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
Get the spendmug. A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.
by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
Get the last kick at the catmug. The subject of hilarious underground comics circa 1970. The Freak Brothers, along with their contemporary Doper Dan, were hippie slackers whose only ambition in life was to get stoned. It is advised to be very stoned when reading these publications.
After getting stoned out of my mind, I fell on the floor laughing and yelling 'author!' 'author!' after reading the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
by Woody Thomas December 28, 2008
Get the FABULOUS FURRY FREAK BROTHERSmug. Driving While Driving. Refers to being pulled over by a cop for no good reason, either because said cop is just an asshole or for the purpose of issuing a ticket so the municipality can collect revenue. St. George, Missouri, a St. Louis suburb, is notorious for the latter. And the former, too, for that matter.
Stay out of St. George at all costs. The cops are lurking everywhere and love to pull people over for DWD.
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2009
Get the DWDmug. A term used by Deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. Usually given randomly by a stranger. Taken from the Grateful Dead song "I Need a Miracle."
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
Get the miraclemug. The audience of a Grateful Dead show. A spoof (although not meant to be cruel) of "Jerry's Kids" for whom the Jerry Lewis telethon is held.
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
Get the Jerry's kidsmug.