as the crow flies

the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other

it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies

by Woody Thomas April 25, 2006

drunk as a thousand Apaches

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

by Woody Thomas March 04, 2006

DWD

Driving While Driving. Refers to being pulled over by a cop for no good reason, either because said cop is just an asshole or for the purpose of issuing a ticket so the municipality can collect revenue. St. George, Missouri, a St. Louis suburb, is notorious for the latter. And the former, too, for that matter.

Stay out of St. George at all costs. The cops are lurking everywhere and love to pull people over for DWD.

by Woody Thomas September 16, 2007

stale green

a traffic light that has been green for a long while so you know any second it is going to turn yellow so be ready

better get ready to slow down, that's a stale green light

by Woody Thomas June 03, 2007

Twit

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.

Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.

by Woody Thomas February 05, 2006

masturbation rolodex

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.

I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

by Woody Thomas January 09, 2006

bo

marijuana, specifically Colombian marijuana. Urban black term from the 70s. Bo is short for Colombo. Can be embellished to "bojangles."

Feel like smokin' some bo?

by Woody Thomas January 05, 2006