by WomperWompWompy February 27, 2024
Zelensky wants to save the lives of his people by throwing them through a meat grinder until they're all dead.
by WomperWompWompy March 01, 2025
by WomperWompWompy March 01, 2025
A silhouetted demon that stalks you during sleep paralysis. Distinguished by its bizarre wearing of a fedora hat.
Last night, I had a sleep paralysis episode. I felt pressure on my chest and opened my eyes to see hatman standing by my bedside.
by WomperWompWompy June 27, 2023
A codeword for a woman's tendency to be so judgemental and unforgiving of a man's perceived faux pas that she immediately deems him unworthy of her.
Jonathan and Sally went on a date to a restaurant. Jonathan ordered his food before he ordered his drink. Sally never spoke to Jonathan again because this gave her the ick.
by WomperWompWompy January 29, 2025
by WomperWompWompy February 25, 2025
Amy worked at the CIA and raked in $200K a year even though her job was to type emails and take shits on the clock.
The president told Amy to get DOGEd and she was terminated.
The president told Amy to get DOGEd and she was terminated.
by WomperWompWompy February 26, 2025