27 definitions by WomperWompWompy

cuddle abuse

When you cuddle your cat (or dog) when they don't like it.
I frequent cuddle abuse my cat. He hates when I love on him, but I can't help it because he's so cute.
by WomperWompWompy February 12, 2024
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Climate Cringe

Cringeworthy climate change statements, initiatives, and propaganda.
Often using the words "combat", "tackle", "impact", and "sustainable".
Did you see the recent climate cringe from the King of England?
by WomperWompWompy September 27, 2023
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disinterpret

Dishonest interpretation.
To deliberately misinterpret information or rules out of intellectual dishonesty.
The lawyer disinterpreted the law to the court so they would acquit his guilty client.
by WomperWompWompy February 23, 2023
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ick

A codeword for a woman's tendency to be so judgemental and unforgiving of a man's perceived faux pas that she immediately deems him unworthy of her.
Jonathan and Sally went on a date to a restaurant. Jonathan ordered his food before he ordered his drink. Sally never spoke to Jonathan again because this gave her the ick.
by WomperWompWompy January 29, 2025
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yawn song

When someone makes pitched vocalizations when they're yawning.
After walking up this morning, I accidentally woke up my wife with my loud yawn song.
by WomperWompWompy December 4, 2019
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gynocentric misogynist

A man who simultaneously hates women yet derives all his self-worth from women liking him. A walking contradiction. Both incels and fuckboys fall into this category, the only difference being the amount of gash they find.
Chad Douchebro mainly gets his self-esteem from women liking him, yet he treats them like shit and thinks they're stupid. He's a gynocentric misogynist.
by WomperWompWompy July 8, 2023
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ADL

I posted something controversial on Twitter, and the ADL told Twitter to delete my post and remove my account.
by WomperWompWompy October 14, 2023
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