cuddle abuse

When you cuddle your cat (or dog) when they don't like it.

I frequent cuddle abuse my cat. He hates when I love on him, but I can't help it because he's so cute.

by WomperWompWompy February 12, 2024

get DOGEd

"Get fucked" but for useless federal government employees.

Amy worked at the CIA and raked in $200K a year even though her job was to type emails and take shits on the clock.
The president told Amy to get DOGEd and she was terminated.

by WomperWompWompy February 26, 2025

basket maxing

To put all your eggs in one basket.

Jake put all his investment money in Ford. He lost most of his money because he was basket maxing.

by WomperWompWompy February 25, 2025

Climate Cringe

Cringeworthy climate change statements, initiatives, and propaganda.
Often using the words "combat", "tackle", "impact", and "sustainable".

Did you see the recent climate cringe from the King of England?

by WomperWompWompy September 27, 2023

disinterpret

Dishonest interpretation.
To deliberately misinterpret information or rules out of intellectual dishonesty.

The lawyer disinterpreted the law to the court so they would acquit his guilty client.

by WomperWompWompy February 23, 2023

ick

A codeword for a woman's tendency to be so judgemental and unforgiving of a man's perceived faux pas that she immediately deems him unworthy of her.

Jonathan and Sally went on a date to a restaurant. Jonathan ordered his food before he ordered his drink. Sally never spoke to Jonathan again because this gave her the ick.

by WomperWompWompy January 29, 2025

gynocentric misogynist

A man who simultaneously hates women yet derives all his self-worth from women liking him. A walking contradiction. Both incels and fuckboys fall into this category, the only difference being the amount of gash they find.

Chad Douchebro mainly gets his self-esteem from women liking him, yet he treats them like shit and thinks they're stupid. He's a gynocentric misogynist.

by WomperWompWompy July 08, 2023