basket maxing

To put all your eggs in one basket.

Jake put all his investment money in Ford. He lost most of his money because he was basket maxing.

by WomperWompWompy February 25, 2025

get DOGEd

"Get fucked" but for useless federal government employees.

Amy worked at the CIA and raked in $200K a year even though her job was to type emails and take shits on the clock.
The president told Amy to get DOGEd and she was terminated.

by WomperWompWompy February 26, 2025

cuddle abuse

When you cuddle your cat (or dog) when they don't like it.

I frequent cuddle abuse my cat. He hates when I love on him, but I can't help it because he's so cute.

by WomperWompWompy February 12, 2024

anglo-adjacent

People in North America who are of Northern European ancestry, but not quite English ancestry.

Someone called me an Anglo today, but I'm actually German. Eh, close enough. I'm Anglo-adjacent.

by WomperWompWompy July 08, 2023

ADL

The internet police.

I posted something controversial on Twitter, and the ADL told Twitter to delete my post and remove my account.

by WomperWompWompy October 14, 2023

gynocentric misogynist

A man who simultaneously hates women yet derives all his self-worth from women liking him. A walking contradiction. Both incels and fuckboys fall into this category, the only difference being the amount of gash they find.

Chad Douchebro mainly gets his self-esteem from women liking him, yet he treats them like shit and thinks they're stupid. He's a gynocentric misogynist.

by WomperWompWompy July 08, 2023

joker moment

A moment when a person becomes so aggrivated by the unique absurdities that they are subjected to, they begin to laugh and act crazy.

Michael is a good kid. But today he was cheated on by his fiance, fired from his low paying job, and got mugged while walking home. When he discovered that I had accidentally broke his computer, he began laughing like a madman and started throwing chairs into the walls. He was having a joker moment.

by WomperWompWompy September 12, 2019