A mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Miller High Life. Mixed in equal proportions and gently stirred. Best served chilled without ice.
Hey Barkeep! Get me a hillbilly baby maker, and a bloody mary.
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Another name for a mans penis
"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"
The .500 S&W Magnum. Sometimes erroneously attributed to the .50 Action Express, used in the MRI Desert Easgle.
Don't fuck with Hector, He's strappin a big five.
1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.
2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.
3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.
4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.
2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.
3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.
4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
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The intense, searing chest pains, similar to a regular heart attack, but caused by indigestion.
Also, any time someone exhibits the full symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pains, severe gas, sweating, headache, nausea, dizziness or numbness in the arms, while not actually having a heart attack.
My mother went to the hospital Friday with chest pains. She's ok though, turned out it was just a Mexican Heart Attack.
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Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!
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Shortened form of the term White Lightning, meaning moonshine.
Got a '65 GTO, riding low with a few gallons of lightning in the trunk.