marshmallow dream

A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:

Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.

Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.

Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
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Mead

An ancient alcoholic beverage made by fermenting water and honey. When only water honey and yeast is used, then it's mead, and can be sweet(sack mead), Dry, still or sparkling. Mead that is aged for an extended period of time(more than a year) is commonly called Great Mead(and it is)

If grape juice is added before fermentation, it's called Pyment.

If other fruit juices or puree's (such as strawberries or blueberries) it's called Melomel.

If malts, grains and/or hops are added to a mixture of mostly honey and water, it's called Braggot.

If apple juice is added before fermentation, it's Cyser.

If herbs or spices are added it's Metheglin.

Mead predates all known forms of alcohol. Originally it was made with honey, water and wild yeasts, but nowadays it's usually made with cultured yeast strains.

The term honeymoon comes from the practice of drinking mead for the first month after a marriage.
I've got two batches of homebrewed mead ready.
by Wolf89 August 13, 2008
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rack em

1.) A slang term used to tell somone to set up billiard balls for playing.

2.) The frist words said by many southern babies. Thought to be caused by the combination of Jack Daniels and having sex on a pool table at the time of conception.
1.) Hey Mike wanna play a game of eight ball?

Mike: Sure go ahead and rack em.

2.) "rack em"

Mother: hear that Cletus? Little bubba jus speaked his first words.
by Wolf89 August 09, 2006
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Can't Raise the Main Sail

Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!
by Wolf89 January 03, 2007
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Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
by Wolf89 March 17, 2008
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Morphine dreams

Vivid and sometimes violently real dreams or memories caused by the extended use of morphine or heroin.

Also caused by heroin or morphine witdrawl.
Ex junkies often suffer from terrible morphine dreams.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
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Dragons Breath

A potent combination of several common household foodstuffs and spices that causes severe irritation, and occasionally damage, to the eyes, nose, throat and skin when sprayed at somone. A home made pepper spray.
I gave jeanne some dragons breath in case that pitbull nextdoor gets out again.
by Wolf89 December 26, 2005
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