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Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007
Get the fuck custardmug. Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.
Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."
by Wizards Sleeve October 8, 2006
Get the hearty handshakemug. And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
Get the chimpingmug. The nipples found on a milf.
Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.
Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.
Wow, did you see the milfnips on Estelle! The air-con must have been set to Arctic-blast in her MPV on the school run today.
by Wizards Sleeve June 5, 2005
Get the milfnipsmug. A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005
Get the hamster ballmug. The Jekyll and Hyde female in her twenties.
Having left childhood behind, these chicks now battle through their twenties. Here they are buffeted between the pressures of work, drinking, boy-friend merry-go-rounds, monthly hormone attacks and the belief that their clocks are ticking.
Believe me, one day these chicks are heaven sent babes, then on the turn of a penny, the next day they are knife wielding harridans who relentlessly chant the mantra "All men are bastards ... why can't I find a boyfriend ... I'll never have babies ... I don't need a man etc."
Avoid them while in this evolving stage. Good news is they normally get their shit together sooner or later and the story does very often end happily.
Remember that every milf once was a psycho chick.
Having left childhood behind, these chicks now battle through their twenties. Here they are buffeted between the pressures of work, drinking, boy-friend merry-go-rounds, monthly hormone attacks and the belief that their clocks are ticking.
Believe me, one day these chicks are heaven sent babes, then on the turn of a penny, the next day they are knife wielding harridans who relentlessly chant the mantra "All men are bastards ... why can't I find a boyfriend ... I'll never have babies ... I don't need a man etc."
Avoid them while in this evolving stage. Good news is they normally get their shit together sooner or later and the story does very often end happily.
Remember that every milf once was a psycho chick.
by Wizards Sleeve June 5, 2005
Get the psycho chickmug. A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.
Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 8, 2007
Get the brown magicianmug.