A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
Get the fat ham MILF mug.A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
Get the fuckometer mug.Another name for a very good erection. So named because it resembles the shinbone of a dinosaur in terms or shape and hardness.
Dude 1: "That new chick in Accounts? She gives me wood."
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. Me too - a real dinosaurs shinbone."
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. Me too - a real dinosaurs shinbone."
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
Get the dinosaurs shinbone mug.Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.
Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>
by Wizards Sleeve January 05, 2007
Get the jizz fish mug.One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.
And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"
by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007
Get the Neptune's trident mug.Dude 1: "You been to Accounts Department lately?"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2007
Get the fuck dustbin mug.A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.
They are looking for a drink and a fuck.
The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.
They are looking for a drink and a fuck.
The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.
Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
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