Wizards Sleeve 's definitions

romance bone

Medical, noun. Another word for the penis.

Dude 1: "How was your date with that chick last night, my man?"

Dude 2: "Awesome. I bought her one drink and next thing she was down on me sucking off my romance bone."

Dude 1: "Way to go!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 6, 2009

Ghost snot

Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.

Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"

by Wizards Sleeve June 21, 2005

barrack room biscuit

Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).

Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."

by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006

front wedgie

Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.

"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."

by Wizards Sleeve July 2, 2006

honey mown

Cunnilingus. Specifically, lesbian pussy licking. Where a woman has the sweetest of sweet juice and other women make a bee-line for the honey pot.

Dude 1: "I hear that chick likes other chicks, man!"
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. She likes to get her honey mown by other hotties."

by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007

Dover

Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.

Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.

Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.

Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your shit back a fortnight."

by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005

cunty fuck bubbles

When really pounding pussy, these little bubbles leak out from all sides and make for a really foamy gash. Pump fast and hard enough and they are thick as a MacDonalds Milkshake.

"I was going great but she was gushing so much when I looked down it was just my dick in a mess of cunty fuck bubbles."

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006