A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005
Female with a chest pumped up with breast implants. Implants are usually a solid silicone bag filled with a saline solution. Think of that if you happen to be whacking off over a sticky-vid featuring implanted chicks.
by Wizards Sleeve June 07, 2005
by Wizards Sleeve July 06, 2007
A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.
Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 08, 2007
And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005
Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007