129 definitions by Wizards Sleeve

cunty fuck bubbles

When really pounding pussy, these little bubbles leak out from all sides and make for a really foamy gash. Pump fast and hard enough and they are thick as a MacDonalds Milkshake.

"I was going great but she was gushing so much when I looked down it was just my dick in a mess of cunty fuck bubbles."

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

hearty handshake

Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.

Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."

by Wizards Sleeve October 8, 2006

slagoglyphics

These are the tattoos found on various parts of a slag's body. When said slag went into the tattoo parlour, they belived they were getting some meaningful hieroglyphics with deep and ancient derivation ... wrong. From: slag + hieroglyphics.

Tattoo dude 1: "Hey! I just gave some fat minger a real set of slagoglyphics."
Tattoo dude 2: "What they say?"
Tattoo dude 1: "I just wrote 'I AM A COCKSUCKER' in Japanese - got the graphics from Google!"

by Wizards Sleeve May 28, 2005

rusty handcuffs

Another of the Holy Grail sex acts to be found in select porno movies. This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the ass at the same time. He is wearing the rusty handcuffs.

Dude 1: "Yo! I got a great new porno. This lucky bastard gets to wear the rusty handcuffs!"
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."

by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2007

fuckscope

A clever device built into a man's brain. The fuckscope is able to locate, range find and allow precise navigation in a crowded bar/club to an available fuck.

Dude 1: "I was out last night and my fuckscope scored a direct hit."
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 16, 2006

Tit Fairy

A mythical creature who visits women and, with the wave of a wand, endows big knockers.

"Did you see that new chick in Accounts? The Tit Fairy certainly paid her a visit!"

by Wizards Sleeve October 28, 2006

Wankdorf

A place in Bern, Switzerland. It's a sports stadium. Really.

First time I was driving along the autobahn and saw the sign for Wankdorf, I nearly crashed the car laughing.

by Wizards Sleeve June 3, 2005