MILF tickler

Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.

Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

slush fuck

Yet another term for anal sex.

Dude 1: "Man my new chick is a slut. She let me slush fuck her!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007

Neasden

Cultural capital of North London. Famous for its magnificent rail depot and Neasden Temple which is supposed to be the largest Hindu temple outside India. Also home to Neasden FC, one of the country's finest football clubs.

"A holiday in Neasden is better than a soapy tit wank off a porn star." (British Tourist Board, 2003)

by Wizards Sleeve June 22, 2005

meatspun

What you are after being tricked into visiting www.meatspin.com (a shock site featuring gay anal sex and a spinning cock.) See also meatspin, goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty.

Dude 1: "I just barfed big time!"
Dude 2: "Why so, Dawg?"
Dude 1: "Cletus just tricked me into visiting meatspin.com."
Dude 2: "Dah!! Meatspun! My man, you is meatspun!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 03, 2007

preggasaurus

Noun. Huge lumbering creature with massive breasts, ferocious appetite and very slow, ungainly walk.

Derived from Greek: preggo = "knocked up chick" + sauros = "lizard".

"Wow, I didn't see Nicki for ages since she got knocked up. She's a real 8 month preggasaurus now.

by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006

spine rattler

Another term for vigorous anal sex. So said because it will shake your spine.

"Hi doll! Do you fancy a spine rattler? Huh?"

by Wizards Sleeve February 03, 2007