fishmonger's gorge

A pussy. A real ripe one. Best avoided.

Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met last night. She was evil!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007

Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.

Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"

by Wizards Sleeve May 07, 2007

siliconesse

Female with a chest pumped up with breast implants. Implants are usually a solid silicone bag filled with a saline solution. Think of that if you happen to be whacking off over a sticky-vid featuring implanted chicks.

Whoa! Did you see Martine's new tits? She's the siliconesse of the plastic-boob pride.

by Wizards Sleeve June 01, 2005

Tit Fairy

A mythical creature who visits women and, with the wave of a wand, endows big knockers.

"Did you see that new chick in Accounts? The Tit Fairy certainly paid her a visit!"

by Wizards Sleeve October 28, 2006

Wankdorf

A place in Bern, Switzerland. It's a sports stadium. Really.

First time I was driving along the autobahn and saw the sign for Wankdorf, I nearly crashed the car laughing.

by Wizards Sleeve June 03, 2005

slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

by Wizards Sleeve January 10, 2007

skin sporran

Another affectionate term for the scrotum, this time from North of the border in Scotland.

"Och ma boggle. Ahm kippin ma wee bowlocks seef in mah skin sporran ready for Morag to play wi'." (Traditional Scottish Saying)

by Wizards Sleeve June 07, 2005