Wizards Sleeve's definitions

shitter to spitter

British variation of ass to mouth namely the disgusting act of taking a cock that has just been pulled from an ass and sucking it off.

Popluar in porn movies.

Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009

romance bone

Medical, noun. Another word for the penis.

Dude 1: "How was your date with that chick last night, my man?"

Dude 2: "Awesome. I bought her one drink and next thing she was down on me sucking off my romance bone."

Dude 1: "Way to go!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 6, 2009

fox skin beermat

(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.

Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.

Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 13, 2010

trawlerman's glove

Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.

Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."

by Wizards Sleeve April 26, 2009

fuel rod

Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.

Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.

Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005

front wedgie

Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.

"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."

by Wizards Sleeve July 2, 2006

womb on wheels

A pram. Once the baby has dropped, mum now pushes it in a womb on wheels in front of her.

"See that chick? Nice ass, nice rack. I'd tap her up if it weren't for her damn womb on wheels."

by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006