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fuel rod

Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.

Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.
Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005
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dinosaurs shinbone

Another name for a very good erection. So named because it resembles the shinbone of a dinosaur in terms or shape and hardness.
Dude 1: "That new chick in Accounts? She gives me wood."
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. Me too - a real dinosaurs shinbone."
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
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Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"
by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007
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jizz fish

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.
Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>
by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007
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fuck dustbin

Dude 1: "You been to Accounts Department lately?"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2007
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thunder pig

A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.
Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007
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pass the Prozac

What one says when one is describing a miserable friend or partner. One of those people who just saps life away from you.

They are infectiously depressing.
Dude 1: "Dawg, you look so glum. You still going out with that miserable beatch?"
Dude 2: "Yes ... pass the Prozac."
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
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