When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.
Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 06, 2007
Get the chimp dancemug. A clever device built into a man's brain. The fuckscope is able to locate, range find and allow precise navigation in a crowded bar/club to an available fuck.
Dude 1: "I was out last night and my fuckscope scored a direct hit."
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 17, 2006
Get the fuckscopemug. A porno video. The truest stcky vid will be in VHS format, be a copy of a copy of a copy of the original and have wow and flutter like you wouldn't believe.
I got dumped again over the weekend. Had to spend Saturday night in with a pack of beers, a microwave meal and wank myself through a sticky vid.
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
Get the Sticky vidmug. Common name for any publication that can be used to support masturbation activity. From traditional top-shelf porn mags through to lingerie catalogues - all wankopaedias.
Dude 1: "Man, that was a bad day at work."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2006
Get the wankopaediamug. When one who is not relevant to a humorous conversation between two or more people involved themselves and subsequently kills said joke and all fond memories of it
For fuck sake he Dorred my joke
by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2016
Get the Dorrmug. Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.
A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.
A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.
<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 01, 2007
Get the fanny clapmug. What one says when one is describing a miserable friend or partner. One of those people who just saps life away from you.
They are infectiously depressing.
They are infectiously depressing.
Dude 1: "Dawg, you look so glum. You still going out with that miserable beatch?"
Dude 2: "Yes ... pass the Prozac."
Dude 2: "Yes ... pass the Prozac."
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
Get the pass the Prozacmug.