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thunder pig

A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.
Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007
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milfnips

The nipples found on a milf.

Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.
Wow, did you see the milfnips on Estelle! The air-con must have been set to Arctic-blast in her MPV on the school run today.
by Wizards Sleeve June 5, 2005
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pork boy

1. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

2. Derogatory term for a fat person.
"Yo, Fat Boy Tinkerbelle. I saw you with your new boyfriend - you is a pork boy, pork boy."
by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005
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pass the Prozac

What one says when one is describing a miserable friend or partner. One of those people who just saps life away from you.

They are infectiously depressing.
Dude 1: "Dawg, you look so glum. You still going out with that miserable beatch?"
Dude 2: "Yes ... pass the Prozac."
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
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Lesbos

This is a district under the government of a prefect (or prefecture) in Greece. It's made up of a number of islands in the Aegean Sea.

According to Greek mythology, the god of the islands was called 'Lesbos.'

An ancient poet called Sappho wrote about love between women about 2700 years ago and that's where we get the term 'lesbian' from.

Apparently, Sappho's poetry was pretty hot stuff and the Christians didn't like it. Little of it remains today thanks to a policy of it being destroyed by those against it.
Greek 1: "Behold! Across the Aegean sail the lovers Clitus Enormos and Vulva Maximus from the islands of Lesbos!"
Greek 2: "I'm hard as a temple pillar already!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 15, 2008
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lard lover

One who enjoys a deep-fried life.

Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.

Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.
"Charlie's lost the plot, you seen his new girl? Must be 250 pounds of her! Man, he's become a lard lover."
by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005
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Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.
"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."
by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006
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