A clever device built into a man's brain. The fuckscope is able to locate, range find and allow precise navigation in a crowded bar/club to an available fuck.
Dude 1: "I was out last night and my fuckscope scored a direct hit."
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 17, 2006
A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005
Female with a chest pumped up with breast implants. Implants are usually a solid silicone bag filled with a saline solution. Think of that if you happen to be whacking off over a sticky-vid featuring implanted chicks.
by Wizards Sleeve June 07, 2005
Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.
Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.
Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.
Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
by Wizards Sleeve June 14, 2006
A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005