Wizards Sleeve's definitions

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

fat ham MILF

A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.

Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006

Hugh Jarse

A very nice person. Also, a traditional joke.

"Say, that's Hugh Jarse."

by Wizards Sleeve March 6, 2007

slush fuck

Yet another term for anal sex.

Dude 1: "Man my new chick is a slut. She let me slush fuck her!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

The Unfuckables

A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

They are looking for a drink and a fuck.

The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

retro-wanking

This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.

"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."

by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007

happy sack

The little skin sporran that a male keeps his knackers safely locked up in.

"Oh Christ ... I've just been kicked in the happy sack ... I'll never have kids!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2005