Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Wizardrous Writer

Nosterbate

When someone sticks a long, thin object up their nose to trigger the sensation of sneezing.

When I was young, I would sometimes nosterbate with the guns on my plastic army men.

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When someone flexes their bulging muscles and it causes their neck to sink inside of their torso.

He was turtleflexing so hard that his chin disappeared!

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Something that tastes so bitter, rancid, acrid, or otherwise revolting to the point that it is the diametrical opposite of candy.

My new medication is such anticandy that I can’t take it without gagging.

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A portmanteau of archmage and outrageous, this word is reserved for only the most insane and ridiculous magical stunts.

Do you remember when The Wizard turned his tower into a spinning top, and it destroyed a whole city block? That was archmageous!

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Of or relating to wizards and/or their various wizardry.

That is a very wizardrous robe you are wearing!

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When an AI explains something you already understand in a condescending and often inaccurate manner.

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