Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

submitted by WIZARD OF ODDS [e-mail] / [e-mail]

by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025

Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

submitted by [e-mail] aka WIZARD OF ODDS

by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025

EXEREXIC

Someone who indulges in excessive exercise so as to be able to binge and maintain a low weight. (The official medical term is anorexia athletica.)

Linda, an exerexic, who weighs 90 pounds, runs marathons daily to preempt packing on pounds from nightly pepperoni-pizza pig-outs.

Submitted by Wizard of Odds ([e-mail])

by Wizard of Odds May 2, 2024

Q+UNITY

Concise alternative to the 10-syllable L-G-T-B-Q-plus-com-mun-i-ty.

Pronounced KYOO-nit-ty

The Queer community, finding their alphabetic designation tedious, decided to cut to the chase and dub themselves Q+UNITY.

Submitted by Elizabeth Emerald, AKA Wizard-of-Odds ([e-mail]; [e-mail])

by Wizard of Odds June 21, 2025

Transfering

Interfering with a transperson's decision to undergo gender affirmation surgery.

Peter's parents persisted in transfering with his decision to swap out his Peter for 'Gina.

Submitted by Wizard of Odds ([e-mail])

by Wizard of Odds May 2, 2024

Fellatio Hornblower

A man with a long, flexible neck.

Dick, a master contortionist, performed under the stage name Fellatio Hornblower.

REFERENCE: Horatio Hornblower is the protagonist of a series of novels and stories by C. S. Forester.

Submitted on behalf of [e-mail].

by Wizard of Odds August 26, 2023

Wizard of Odds

Master of Wordplay.

Witty Lizzy, word twister, merits the moniker Wizard of Odds.

by Wizard of Odds April 25, 2023