3 definitions by Wizard of Odds

Fellatio Hornblower

A man with a long, flexible neck.

Dick, a master contortionist, performed under the stage name Fellatio Hornblower.

REFERENCE: Horatio Hornblower is the protagonist of a series of novels and stories by C. S. Forester.

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by Wizard of Odds August 27, 2023

Wizard of Odds

Master of Wordplay.

Witty Lizzy, word twister, merits the moniker Wizard of Odds.

by Wizard of Odds April 26, 2023

Subpena

The paltry remains of a dick-capitation. Also used as a term of disparagement for still-attached members of underwhelming size.

After Lorena took a knife to his dick, poor John was left with a subpena.

REFERENCE: The infamous case of John vs. Lorena Bobbitt

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by Wizard of Odds August 27, 2023