EXEREXIC

Someone who indulges in excessive exercise so as to be able to binge and maintain a low weight. (The official medical term is anorexia athletica.)

Linda, an exerexic, who weighs 90 pounds, runs marathons daily to preempt packing on pounds from nightly pepperoni-pizza pig-outs.

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by Wizard of Odds May 02, 2024

Transfering

Interfering with a transperson's decision to undergo gender affirmation surgery.

Peter's parents persisted in transfering with his decision to swap out his Peter for 'Gina.

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by Wizard of Odds May 03, 2024

Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

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by Wizard of Odds February 07, 2025

Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

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by Wizard of Odds February 07, 2025

Wizard of Odds

Master of Wordplay.

Witty Lizzy, word twister, merits the moniker Wizard of Odds.

by Wizard of Odds April 26, 2023

Subpena

The paltry remains of a dick-capitation. Also used as a term of disparagement for still-attached members of underwhelming size.

After Lorena took a knife to his dick, poor John was left with a subpena.

REFERENCE: The infamous case of John vs. Lorena Bobbitt

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by Wizard of Odds August 27, 2023

Trumpeteer

Trump sidekick; member of the MAGA contingent.

The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.

by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024