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onosecond
noun
Pronunciaciation: Ounousecond
Origin: "Oh no" + "Second"
The second after you make a huge And embarassing mistake where ur only reaction is "oh no"
Pronunciaciation: Ounousecond
Origin: "Oh no" + "Second"
The second after you make a huge And embarassing mistake where ur only reaction is "oh no"
Person: "Hey siri, text my gf fuck me tomorrow my parents will be out that night"
Siri: Sending: "fuck me tomorrow my parents will be out that night" to your mother
--onosecond occurs here--
Siri: Sending: "fuck me tomorrow my parents will be out that night" to your mother
--onosecond occurs here--
onosecond by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje September 3, 2023
Zalgo Text
n̴̺̤̝̪̳̞̮̲͍̯̭̯̖̤̜̻̾̉̅̊̽̑̓̈͛͑͌̑̒͘̚͜o̴̤͕̖̖̲͋̅̑ŭ̴̡͚̘̼̻̪͒́̃̄̌͗̈̕͠͝n̵̢̢̖̱̗̭̮̼͍̜̫͎̥͖̗͉̿̈͊̌͒̍̒̆͑͑̊
̶͎̦̙̺̬̯̞̥̤̙̘̹͇͐̄̆̾̾̈́̑̓̆͂͐͌̚O ̗̼̻̺͕̖̦̦͍̖͈͙̪̼̀͜ͅr ̧͙̆̃̅͋̎́̑͑͘i ̧̹̠̩͓̮̤͉̽͜g̵̡̖̗̜̣͓̝͈̙͍̳̘̑̄͑̀̾̒̈̒͌͆̾̌͒̚̕͝į̶̡̝̻̪̟͈͚͜͠ņ̶̡̛̹̝̀̇̓͌̃̃͑̈́̑̄̓͒̈́̀͆͠:̴̲̞̺̟̟̩̀̌̆̔̿̎̇̒̃͘͝͠ ̵̡͖̫̟̖̘͔̗̅̈́̉̔͛͑͜T̶̨͇͍̞͈͈̫̳̟̼̏͂̉ͅh ̨̲͇͕͙̿̅̐̉̎̐̎̾è̴̡̗͈̮̖̦͖̼̪̐̄͑ͅ ͔̝̪̹̰̯͕̒̀̌͊̔͋̒͒̂͋̄̀̐̒̏͝I ͕͎̬̝͔̻̦̰̙̥͌͆̊̌̌̐̾n ̡̢̲̗͖̯̹̦̮̅͗͗͛͋͋ţ̵̼̙̳͔̳̥̫̭̝̼̬̹̜̯̞͑̔̆͑̓̔̚͠͝e̴̖͒̀̉̀̿͛̓͊̄͂̓̄̂̅̕r̵̛̛̩̆͆͂̈́̓͒̓̈́̓̄͘̚ñ̴͔̬̞̺̻̯͂̅e ̱̺̈̾͊̇̓̽̓ͅt̵̡̰̘̗͍͔͎̼̩͛͆̚
̵̢͈̥͎̿̀͋̀̈́̓̔͠T ̰̰̖̭̲̣̝͕͍͎͍͍͙̭̪̐̎̌̆̈́̕̚͠ͅͅh ̨̡̛͚͇̮̘͙̟̞̜͇̫̇̑̿̓̅͆̿͋̉̅̽͜e ̧̢̛͎͕͔̹͉͕̙̞̯̘͕̟͖̱̾͛̈́̀̀͗̅͛̆̀̊̂̚̕ ̵̥̙̜̣͛̋̿̅̅͝ḁ̴̛̩̠̮̏̎̑̏͜ͅç̵̨̧̝̪̫͕̜̺̰̲̱͙̱̠̆̎̓͑̌̔͘t̶͉̻͑̃́̔̾̒̕͠ͅi̴̧̛̼̦͔̅̑̌́͌͋͐͒͂̅͗̅́̐o ̠̯͓̰̩͖̠̤̬͚͍͓̥͚͈̹͑͑̌̈́̉͐͛̌̈̀͒̂̽̔͘͘͜n̶̨͕̪̑̓̄͊͌̽̈́͊͐̒̽̆̕̕ ̴̛͋̔̒̐͋̒̃́̃̂̑̐̽̕͝ͅȍ̴͔̜̠̩͉̓́̒́̀̇̋͗̅͐͘̕̚͝͠͝f ̢̺̪̺͇̺̠͓̝͍̙̯̮̤̺̥̏̓̂̈̅̐̽́̆̉́̈́͌́́̍̚ ̫͚͆͗͐̌̀̕͝͝͝w̶̠̃̆́̇̿̽͐̌̂͒̈́̍̓̈̕͝r ̢̠̰̙̪̘̼̦̳̙̯̥̭̫̾̈́͗͐̀̓̎͛̇͂į̵̧̛̝̹͖̼̭̮̱̦̟̫̟͑͌̍̈̀̉t ̖̣̥̪̃̆͗̽͂͌̄̒͂̉̍͆̚͠ͅi̴̻̙̖͇̓̉͗͊͐̅̊̉̐͆̈̕͝n̵͖̝̒̃͑͒̈̆͋͌̕͝͝͝͝g̵̹̣͚̏͋́̀̆͊͂̾̑̃͛̉͘̚͝ ̵̡̦̟̹̦̱́͋̈́̿̉̀̏̈́͝ͅļ̴̧͍͈̭͓͉̹͔̦͍͕̇͗͂̉̅̈́́̋̑̽́͐̏i̴̯͕̭͇̹̘̭̾͆͌̃̽̿̄̓̾̀́ͅk ̞̩̠̼͍͉̈́̈́̍̊͒͠ȩ̴̡̢̢̨̙͙͈̫͔̱͑̇̈́͌̇̒̚͜ͅ ̶̢̢͙̲̫̻͎̣̙̘̫͉̩͍̅̋͛t ̛̝͙͇̟͓̼̣͕̀͊̃́̅̎͜h ̛͈͎͎̯͂̓̎̏̄̃̐̓̀͑̈́̈į̴̯̗̰̖͉̤̝͉̰̟̟̫͌̓̈́͐̒̀́͋̎̏͐̋̀̓̈́̀̕͜s ̳̬͕̣̙̺̥͓̱͖̜͖͚̬̯̀́̓̋̂̍͆͋̏̉̊̓̈́͆͒ͅ
̶͎̦̙̺̬̯̞̥̤̙̘̹͇͐̄̆̾̾̈́̑̓̆͂͐͌̚O ̗̼̻̺͕̖̦̦͍̖͈͙̪̼̀͜ͅr ̧͙̆̃̅͋̎́̑͑͘i ̧̹̠̩͓̮̤͉̽͜g̵̡̖̗̜̣͓̝͈̙͍̳̘̑̄͑̀̾̒̈̒͌͆̾̌͒̚̕͝į̶̡̝̻̪̟͈͚͜͠ņ̶̡̛̹̝̀̇̓͌̃̃͑̈́̑̄̓͒̈́̀͆͠:̴̲̞̺̟̟̩̀̌̆̔̿̎̇̒̃͘͝͠ ̵̡͖̫̟̖̘͔̗̅̈́̉̔͛͑͜T̶̨͇͍̞͈͈̫̳̟̼̏͂̉ͅh ̨̲͇͕͙̿̅̐̉̎̐̎̾è̴̡̗͈̮̖̦͖̼̪̐̄͑ͅ ͔̝̪̹̰̯͕̒̀̌͊̔͋̒͒̂͋̄̀̐̒̏͝I ͕͎̬̝͔̻̦̰̙̥͌͆̊̌̌̐̾n ̡̢̲̗͖̯̹̦̮̅͗͗͛͋͋ţ̵̼̙̳͔̳̥̫̭̝̼̬̹̜̯̞͑̔̆͑̓̔̚͠͝e̴̖͒̀̉̀̿͛̓͊̄͂̓̄̂̅̕r̵̛̛̩̆͆͂̈́̓͒̓̈́̓̄͘̚ñ̴͔̬̞̺̻̯͂̅e ̱̺̈̾͊̇̓̽̓ͅt̵̡̰̘̗͍͔͎̼̩͛͆̚
̵̢͈̥͎̿̀͋̀̈́̓̔͠T ̰̰̖̭̲̣̝͕͍͎͍͍͙̭̪̐̎̌̆̈́̕̚͠ͅͅh ̨̡̛͚͇̮̘͙̟̞̜͇̫̇̑̿̓̅͆̿͋̉̅̽͜e ̧̢̛͎͕͔̹͉͕̙̞̯̘͕̟͖̱̾͛̈́̀̀͗̅͛̆̀̊̂̚̕ ̵̥̙̜̣͛̋̿̅̅͝ḁ̴̛̩̠̮̏̎̑̏͜ͅç̵̨̧̝̪̫͕̜̺̰̲̱͙̱̠̆̎̓͑̌̔͘t̶͉̻͑̃́̔̾̒̕͠ͅi̴̧̛̼̦͔̅̑̌́͌͋͐͒͂̅͗̅́̐o ̠̯͓̰̩͖̠̤̬͚͍͓̥͚͈̹͑͑̌̈́̉͐͛̌̈̀͒̂̽̔͘͘͜n̶̨͕̪̑̓̄͊͌̽̈́͊͐̒̽̆̕̕ ̴̛͋̔̒̐͋̒̃́̃̂̑̐̽̕͝ͅȍ̴͔̜̠̩͉̓́̒́̀̇̋͗̅͐͘̕̚͝͠͝f ̢̺̪̺͇̺̠͓̝͍̙̯̮̤̺̥̏̓̂̈̅̐̽́̆̉́̈́͌́́̍̚ ̫͚͆͗͐̌̀̕͝͝͝w̶̠̃̆́̇̿̽͐̌̂͒̈́̍̓̈̕͝r ̢̠̰̙̪̘̼̦̳̙̯̥̭̫̾̈́͗͐̀̓̎͛̇͂į̵̧̛̝̹͖̼̭̮̱̦̟̫̟͑͌̍̈̀̉t ̖̣̥̪̃̆͗̽͂͌̄̒͂̉̍͆̚͠ͅi̴̻̙̖͇̓̉͗͊͐̅̊̉̐͆̈̕͝n̵͖̝̒̃͑͒̈̆͋͌̕͝͝͝͝g̵̹̣͚̏͋́̀̆͊͂̾̑̃͛̉͘̚͝ ̵̡̦̟̹̦̱́͋̈́̿̉̀̏̈́͝ͅļ̴̧͍͈̭͓͉̹͔̦͍͕̇͗͂̉̅̈́́̋̑̽́͐̏i̴̯͕̭͇̹̘̭̾͆͌̃̽̿̄̓̾̀́ͅk ̞̩̠̼͍͉̈́̈́̍̊͒͠ȩ̴̡̢̢̨̙͙͈̫͔̱͑̇̈́͌̇̒̚͜ͅ ̶̢̢͙̲̫̻͎̣̙̘̫͉̩͍̅̋͛t ̛̝͙͇̟͓̼̣͕̀͊̃́̅̎͜h ̛͈͎͎̯͂̓̎̏̄̃̐̓̀͑̈́̈į̴̯̗̰̖͉̤̝͉̰̟̟̫͌̓̈́͐̒̀́͋̎̏͐̋̀̓̈́̀̕͜s ̳̬͕̣̙̺̥͓̱͖̜͖͚̬̯̀́̓̋̂̍͆͋̏̉̊̓̈́͆͒ͅ
Zalgo Text by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 24, 2023
The Sims 2
Game in the Sims series that introduced the ever living action of ✨ FUCKING ✨ into the series
aka TS2, Sims 2, Los Sims 2, Les Sims 2 and DIE SIMS 2
aka TS2, Sims 2, Los Sims 2, Les Sims 2 and DIE SIMS 2
The Sims 2 by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje July 18, 2023
SMTH
SMTH by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje July 16, 2023
Netflix and Chill
Verb
Origin: Unknown
Pronunciation: Netfleex and Cheek
The action of Fucking With Netflix in the background
Origin: Unknown
Pronunciation: Netfleex and Cheek
The action of Fucking With Netflix in the background
Netflix and Chill by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje June 30, 2023
Dord
Dord by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje May 18, 2023