Wise Man's definitions

Key Hole Surgery

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.

Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.

by Wise Man November 19, 2003

Terminator

Excellent films full of wicked quotes.

"Chill out, dick wad"
"I have detailed files"
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
"He'll live"
"I need a vacation"

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Chocolate

A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.

Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

a

An alternative to saying, "Yes, you are right"

Stu: You're coming to Santa Pod this weekend aren't you?
Al: Fuckin A mate.

by Wise Man October 9, 2003

Raging squits

Another term for explosive diarreah. See also Chocolate slug and ja rule

I'm not well at all, i sat on the pot this morning and i had the raging squits

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

SHOOT

What you scream when you think your mate should shoot during a football match.

For gods sake SSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 24, 2003