Definitions by Wino Joe

face time 

The amount of time that your woman spends sitting on your face during sex. This applies to both Hetero and Homo-Sexual activities.

Beth got alot of face time with her girlfriend last night.

face time by wino joe June 28, 2003

Lezziepalooza 

When one lezzie invites a bunch of other lezzies to have sex with her at her parents house,while they are gone.

Beth got a good tongue lashing at the "Lezziepalooza"

Lezziepalooza by wino joe June 25, 2003

gayviator 

A homosexual airplane pilot.

The gayviator liked his joystick played with.

gayviator by wino joe May 15, 2003

Turd-buster 

A person who uses a plunger to bust up an extremely large turd, so it will flush down the toilet.

Send in the "turd buster". The toilets are overflowing.

Turd-buster by wino joe May 8, 2003

Lesbonics 

The language that Lesbians use when they are talking to each other.

The all girl school offers a class in Lesbonics.

Lesbonics by wino joe May 6, 2003

Lezbonics 

see:Lesbonics

Lezbonics by Wino Joe May 6, 2003

jack rag 

The rag you use to wipe your load up with after beating off.

Don't leave your jack rags on the bathroom floor.

jack rag by wino joe May 6, 2003