mouse

A little hairy bastard that out-wits every means of capture and continues to make noise in the wall over night or while I'm taking a shit in the bathroom. Probably watching me.... what a fag

how can somethin so small be so gawl'damn smart

by Winnie The Shit November 29, 2003

Buzzbee

the act of placing a pillow over the face of a sleeping victim and then repeatidly beating them through the pillow

beat beat beat

by Winnie The Shit November 28, 2003

Bamboon

dirrived from Baboon by the infamous Archie Bunker

What the hell have I got here? - A tree with two bamboons swingin' out of it?

by Winnie The Shit November 8, 2003

huey lewis

Don't need no credit card to ride this train

Back to the future

by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003

Q-tip

A little white stick with cotton swabs on either end. Useful for sticking in a bodily orifice where a finger can't reach

little johnny swabbed his asshole with a Q-tip and presented it to his mother

by Winnie The Shit November 8, 2003

Wood

comes from trees

purdyful trees

by Winnie The Shit November 28, 2003

Watch Stink

the nasty smell you get after wearing your watch for a few days straight and sweating like a bastard under it

I took off my watch and my arm stunk like cheese

by Winnie The Shit November 28, 2003