William W. Waterford's definitions

stimsk

The quality of being both skinny and unprepared

The project is due tomorrow and I'm suddenly realizing just how stimsk I am.

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

dedevicification

The glorious process of removing devices from one's life.

Dedevicification is what I need right about now. Between texting, social media, and all the negative headlines, I'm going insane!

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

doughtagonist

A squishy main character

"I think Buttercup is a doughtagonist. She's my least favorite character in The Princess Bride."

"Whoa, what are you talking about?"

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

iowhack

EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.

"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."

by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020

desgux

(pronounced dazz-GOO) that's good, but pretending to be both French and urban

Desgux! I know ya don't like it now, but in the long run, desgux!

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

ursneakka

(pronounced yer-SNEAK-uh)
your sneaker, but spelled better

Hey, isn't that ursneakka? Who knew that old thing could be used in a work of art?!

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

wortrumping

WERE-trump-ing (noun) the act of worshiping Donald Trump.

"Am I the only one who feels like those congressmen spend all their time wortrumping? The level of adoration is disgusting. I keep waiting for them to get on their hands and knees and kiss his shoes. Ugh."

by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020