Definitions by William W. Waterford

ursneakka 

(pronounced yer-SNEAK-uh)
your sneaker, but spelled better

Hey, isn't that ursneakka? Who knew that old thing could be used in a work of art?!

ursneakka by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

desgux

(pronounced dazz-GOO) that's good, but pretending to be both French and urban

Desgux! I know ya don't like it now, but in the long run, desgux!

desgux by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

doughtagonist 

A squishy main character

"I think Buttercup is a doughtagonist. She's my least favorite character in The Princess Bride."

"Whoa, what are you talking about?"

doughtagonist by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

dedevicification 

The glorious process of removing devices from one's life.

Dedevicification is what I need right about now. Between texting, social media, and all the negative headlines, I'm going insane!

dedevicification by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

stimsk 

The quality of being both skinny and unprepared

The project is due tomorrow and I'm suddenly realizing just how stimsk I am.

stimsk by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

unsnackle 

removing a food item from the snack category

Well, I guess we'll have to unsnackle the Doritos so we can eat some for breakfast.

unsnackle by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

iowhack 

EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.

"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."

iowhack by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020