William W. Waterford's definitions

ursneakka

(pronounced yer-SNEAK-uh)
your sneaker, but spelled better

Hey, isn't that ursneakka? Who knew that old thing could be used in a work of art?!

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

desgux

(pronounced dazz-GOO) that's good, but pretending to be both French and urban

Desgux! I know ya don't like it now, but in the long run, desgux!

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

doughtagonist

A squishy main character

"I think Buttercup is a doughtagonist. She's my least favorite character in The Princess Bride."

"Whoa, what are you talking about?"

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

dedevicification

The glorious process of removing devices from one's life.

Dedevicification is what I need right about now. Between texting, social media, and all the negative headlines, I'm going insane!

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

stimsk

The quality of being both skinny and unprepared

The project is due tomorrow and I'm suddenly realizing just how stimsk I am.

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

unsnackle

removing a food item from the snack category

Well, I guess we'll have to unsnackle the Doritos so we can eat some for breakfast.

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

iowhack

EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.

"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."

by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020