William Joseph Hemmington's definitions

cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

hoe daddy

a person who acts as if they are indeed a surfer, yet they actually never surf

the hoe daddy approached the waves and politely declined to surf

by william joseph hemmington April 8, 2006

flip

v.to turn things around and around

Please flip the pancake.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

butlerface

the name of a whore who has a decent body, but a face that looks like an asshole.

butlerface cock blocked me.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

raging waters

A theme park in San Dimas, California with incredibly beautiful and bodacious teenage girls. Come especially when the junior life guard team comes and you will see baywatch babes in the making.

5 year old boy: I went to Raging Waters and strangely attained rigamortus of my genitals.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

ese

a latina girl's boyfriend sancho

Teacher: Why did you get pregnant?
Girl: You told me to do my essay (ese)!!

by William Joseph Hemmington December 28, 2005

rod of God

In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.

The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.

by william joseph hemmington December 24, 2004