Definitions by William Joseph Hemmington

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a series of designs to create a penis

a picture of a penis

()=========D by william joseph hemmington June 21, 2006

hoe daddy

a person who acts as if they are indeed a surfer, yet they actually never surf

the hoe daddy approached the waves and politely declined to surf

hoe daddy by william joseph hemmington April 8, 2006

japan

a nation so technologically advanced that...
they still eat with sticks?

as i peered into the window of the most intelligent technological experts from japan, they opted to archaically eat with sticks

japan by william joseph hemmington April 8, 2006

cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

cumicide by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

cumikazi

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.

the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

cumikazi by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

butlerface

the name of a whore who has a decent body, but a face that looks like an asshole.

butlerface cock blocked me.

butlerface by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

ese

a latina girl's boyfriend sancho

Teacher: Why did you get pregnant?
Girl: You told me to do my essay (ese)!!

ese by William Joseph Hemmington December 28, 2005