Scumhole

The anus of a male or female that is considered to be less than desirable.

I'm not gay, but if I were, I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near his scumhole.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Crud Munching Bitch

A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.

Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!

(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Dusted

To shoot and kill someone, typically with a single shot to the head from a distance.

*Gun shot* *Man falls to ground dead* DUSTED!

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.

You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Touch of Down

To have an appearance (typically facial) that slightly resembles those affected with Down Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you see that guy in line at the bank?
Person 2: Yeah man, he was weird looking, probably has a Touch of Down.

by William J J T October 29, 2010

Lettuce Cutter

Slang term for a machine gun.

Holy shit, that kid just dusted a bunch of his classmates with a lettuce cutter!

You idiot, keep that lettuce cutter out of sight!

by William J J T October 29, 2010

Bass Humping Your Face

When the bass guitar sounds so good (typically funkified) it's literally humping your face.

Come see us play live if you like ripping guitar solo's and the bass humping your face.

by William J J T October 30, 2010