William J J T's definitions

Anal Oxide

Related to the term Anal Leakage, Anal Oxide refers to the ass juices permeated from anal leakage. Heed caution, this acidic binary compound is capable of wearing a hole in your pantaloons.

Geesh, my ass is so sweaty. I hope the anal oxide doesn't burn a hole in my nice new pair of slacks.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Corporate Cocksucker

A person who represents a corporation that is arrogant and condescending to others, as long as they cannot affect his or her status as a shill. Can also be defined as someone who will fuck you over for a nickel and then treat you like an asshole for asking for it back.

Person 1: Who was on the phone?
Person 2: Oh, just some corporate cocksucker who deserves a slow and painful death.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

FFBS

Acronym for Friggin' Fuckin' Bullshit.

Person 1: Did you end up working last night?

Person 2: Yeah, it was friggin' fuckin' bullshit!

FFBS is fun to say.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Bass Humping Your Face

When the bass guitar sounds so good (typically funkified) it's literally humping your face.

Come see us play live if you like ripping guitar solo's and the bass humping your face.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Ditch Meat

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.

I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Lettuce Cutter

Slang term for a machine gun.

Holy shit, that kid just dusted a bunch of his classmates with a lettuce cutter!

You idiot, keep that lettuce cutter out of sight!

by William J J T October 29, 2010

Dusted

To shoot and kill someone, typically with a single shot to the head from a distance.

*Gun shot* *Man falls to ground dead* DUSTED!

by William J J T October 30, 2010