by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003
The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."
Plural: Quantoretta.
Plural: Quantoretta.
Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.
by William Dean A. Garner April 01, 2011
Superior Court Judge: "Young man, you were caught with a 14-year-old girl in your dorm room."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."
Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."
Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
by William Dean A. Garner July 03, 2012
Baby Rah passed out fifteen seconds into his "beat-down." When he awoke, his 250-lb. mother filled his view.
by William Dean A. Garner September 17, 2003
1. Someone who runs after the EASY dream, not willing to do what it takes to earn the real thing.
2. A lazy person who chooses the easy wrong over the hard right.
2. A lazy person who chooses the easy wrong over the hard right.
Lawyers aren't the only "ambulance chasers" out there. Look at all the kids in Hollywood searching for the magic formula that they think will launch them to stardom. None really make it. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 20, 2003
The end of a relationship. The time when a relationship ends, at least in the heart of the one breaking up.
Pronounced "chow time."
Pronounced "chow time."
After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.
by William Dean A. Garner April 05, 2011