61 definitions by William Dean A. Garner

Hey, Hammer? How's that piece o' shit, slave-wage "nine-to-five" goin'?
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
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1. A new genre of literature that features edgy, urban settings; hip, colorful characters; and the cool, razor-sharp language of the streets.
2. Also called "Edge Lit"

Coined by BP Masin, 12Sep03
The new field of "urban-edge literature" is a huge success not only with inner-city youth, but also with the whitebread kids of the 'burbs. It resonates strongly with the tone of today's youth: hip, edgy, vigorous. It's "two-dimensional hip-hop."
by William Dean A. Garner September 12, 2003
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Barbie is a "temptacious," fire-breathing dragon-lady who'll fuck you through the floor, the foundation, deeper than Old Six. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003
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1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.
2. "Voodoo Doodoo."
3. "Montezuma's revenge."
Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!
by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003
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The land of weapons. A large urban space that contains more weapons per capita than any other place on Earth.
We landed in Bazookastan at 0500, just before first light, and found 500 warriors aiming their AK-47s at us.
by William Dean A. Garner February 17, 2011
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a film that has the look and feel of a television documentary, but with the irreverent humor and slapstick of a comedy, designed to "mock" the documentary or subject it features.
"Drop Dead Gorgeous," which ridicules a local Minnesota beauty pageant, is the illegitimate child of "This Is Spinal Tap" -- a weak link in the people-are-stupid tradition. In that it portrays a group of film students making a documentary about a local witch legend, "The Blair Witch Project" is not unlike those "the making of" movie documentaries with which subscribers to HBO and Showtime are all too familiar.
by William Dean A. Garner August 29, 2003
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verb trans. destroy all that is good in your life. Piss away great opportunities.
Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.
by William Dean A. Garner February 27, 2011
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